𝟎𝟓.ㅤㅤㅤ some more bad pickup lines

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chapter five ✿ SOME MORE BADPICKUP LINES

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chapter five ✿ SOME MORE BAD
PICKUP LINES









































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In her lifetime of almost twenty-five years, Haseul has come across many people who have questionable flirting skills

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In her lifetime of almost twenty-five years, Haseul has come across many people who have questionable flirting skills.

But somehow, Oscar Piastri just takes the cake for having the most questionable flirting skills.

Haseul has been sitting on her couch for the past seventeen minutes, staring at her phone screen with her finger hovering over the block button. Did It hurt when you fell
from the vending machine? Cause you're a snack. That's the DM Oscar has just sent her.

Both objectively and subjectively, the pickup is bad. Very bad.

Even Haseul's manager's four year old son could pull up a better pick up line.

She's seriously contemplating if she should just press the block button, ignore this weird encounter and move on with her life. And she's so close to actually blocking him but then a thought crosses her mind that she's signed a three year contract with McLaren as their brand ambassador and he's a freaking McLaren driver which means that she'll have to face him multiple times in these three years.

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