Demon Slayer oneshots

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(note: this takes place after swordsmith village but before hashira training arc.)

Genya was cleaning out his gun at the butterfly mansion after a long night of fighting demons.

Man, I wonder how many demons I killed, probably about five, six, maybe seven. If I keep this up I could become a hashira in no time!

All Genya thought about was becoming a hashira. He had to become one to get closer to one after all.

"Hey genya!"

A familiar voice attracted Genya's attention. He looked up to see Tanjiro.

"Oh, hey tanjiro!"

Genya said with a friendly smile placed on his face. Tanjiro used to annoy Genya, but after the fight with upper 4, Genya had grown fond of Tanjiro.

"I wanted to talk to you about some things."

Tanjiro said as he sat next to Genya on the steps.

"About what? Demon slaying? You don't want my advise on that."

Tanjiro grabbed Genya's head and lifted it to face him.

"Genya! Don't you dare ever say that again! Your demon slaying is awesome! I wanted to talk to you about more personal things."

"I'll only talk to you if you let go of my head."

Tanjiro let go and continued.

"So I was talking to Aoi about stuff, and then I decided to see if she needed any help."

Classic Tanjiro.

Genya thought.

"She said she'd like a hand in cooking, so I helped her get the ingredients and materials, and cleaned the kitchen, all the simple things."

"Yeah, and when you say simple, you completely made the entire kitchen and dinning room sparkle."

Genya grinned as opposed to a silence chuckle.

"That's not the point! I was talking to her about cooking, then food, then eating, and then she said she hadn't seen you eat like, ever."

Ah shoot.

"Well, I do eat, she just doesn't ever see me so it, can we change the subject this is a weird subject."

"Genya, I can smell you lying."

"Well maybe your no- you can smell me lying?!"

"You know what, I get to ask you three questions, and if you don't answer or if you lie, I'm gonna tell gyomei that you don't believe in God!"

That's a weird game. But Gyomei will kill me if he thinks I'm an atheist. And strangely, Tanjiro can smell the truth.

"Fine, but one of the questions I don't have to answer, and I get to choose which one it is."

"Deal! So, Genya. When was the last time you ate?"

"..."

"Genya."

Aw crap.

"Skip."

"Seriously Genya?!"

"Just ask the next question!"

"Okay, what was the last thing you ate besides demon flesh."

Okay, hopefully he won't do something unexpected.

"Watermelon."

"When was the last time you ate watermelon?"

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