The Wheels On The Bus Go Round And Round

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*Crybaby Wakes Up And Gets Ready For School*

Crybaby: Ya, that's me, and you're probably wondering what I'm doing! Well, today is my first day of high school! I'm a main character because I have a dead parent, mommy issues and Cool Hair™.

*She Gets On The Bus And Sits Next To Her ✨Bezzie✨, Angelita*

Crybaby: Hey ✨Bezzie✨, did anyone ever tell you that you look like Emma Harvey?

Angelita: Hey that's weird, I was thinking this morning how you Kind Of look like Melanie Martinez.

*Long Awkward Stare Into The Camera*

Angelita: Anyways, are you excited for the first do of high school?

Crybaby: Yeah, cause I'm a main character!

Angelita: And I'm a side character!

*High Five*

*Big Ol' Piece O' Paper™ Smacks into Crybaby's head*

Crybaby: uUuUuHhHh!

*Crybabh opens the paper and it reads: Are You One Of Those People Who Can 'Smell Rain?'*

Angelita: Real mature!

Blue Boy: IT'S A GENUINE QUESTION!

Angelita: You're a genuine question!

Blue Boy: Tf?

Crybaby: I feel a song coming on!

Angelita: Oh dear God Crybaby don't you dare-

Crybaby: ♪I'm just looking out the window and it's cold outside♪

Angelita: Oh my God kill me-

Crybaby: ♪There are two boys yelling behind me and I'm terrified, counting trees as they pass me by, I'm trying not to look across the aisle, cause Maya's letting Dan put his hand up her skirt and she's got her hand down his pants♪

Angelita: Crybaby please, you're embarrassing me.

Crybaby: ♪I know the driver sees it, I know he's peeking in the rearview mirror, he says nothing. Trying to ignore it, is freaking boring, I'm quietly observing, and saying nothing♪

Angelita: Please stop.

Crybaby: I CAN'T FKN HEAR YOU! ♪No one's watching us, don't give a *Vacuum Noises* Wheels on the bus♪

Angelita: I'm taking away your Cocomelon merch.

Crybaby: What? Nauuuuuuur!!!

*Brandon Comes On The Bus*

Crybaby: OMG IT'S THE MOST POPULAR GUY IN SCHOOL!

Angelita: Say it louder, loser.

Crybaby: *Stands Up* Cleanse me, Senpai!

Brandon: Don't mind if I do!

Kelly: *Screams*

Brandon: That was a sexy scream. *Makes out with Kelly*

Crybaby: Damn it, I'm so geeky and quirky, Gigachad will never fall from me!

Angelita: Finally you got a reality check.

Bus Driver: I sleepy. *Swerves Into the ocean*

Crybaby: uUuUuHhHh!!! *Falls Down*

Side Characters: Omggggg we gonna die.

Angelita: Not on my watch!

Crybaby: WHO EVEN SAYS THAT ANYMORE?!

Angelita: THAT'S THE LEAST OF OUR PROBLEMS, NOW HELP ME SAVE THESE BTCHES!

*You know what happens next, m'kay next chapter!*

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