Good day, and welcome to the shit show I'm running.
That's a wonderful first impression, isn't it?
All jokes aside, this idea has been simmering in my head for a long while until it finally reached its boiling point and spilled over the edges into the very words you're reading right now. Poetic, I know. I'm Ruby, and there's going to be a few basic ground rules that no one really has to follow (cause I'm not your dad) but I'd still recommend it.
- I ask that you don't leave any hateful comments, and all criticism should be kept constructive or at least sounding a little kind (I'm a little sensitive)
- Please, please, please, PLEASE do not read this if any of the trigger warnings I have listed (at the bottom of this) may cause you any distress. It's your responsibility to follow the warnings, I've done all I can to list them in this chapter and the beginning of the chapters they're in, so I am not liable for any mental strain or damage this may cause you.
- This isn't really a requirement, but I would love to hear from you any criticism or things you like about my writing. It boosts my ego (which I very much need) and gives me the information I need to improve, along with the motivation to continue this.
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TRIGGER WARNINGS/CONTENT WARNINGS (Please read this for your own safety)
This list will be continuously updated as the story goes:
- Lots of swear words. So many swear words. This book swears like a sailor.
- Violence
- Su1c1dal thoughts
- Stereotypes; lots of them
- Self-hate
- Bullying (but really cliche)
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YOU ARE READING
Nothing is Original
Humor"MC! Please go to prom with me!" "Is that my fucking garden hose?" "It's my tears if you won't go to prom with me!" "Keep crying then, and coil it back up when you're done looking like a sad, wet, mess. It takes a while by myself,"