eurovision 2024 chatfic (no title yet)

Troye sivan is not Silver

yay

btw this is not accurate- like at all-

YAY THIS BOOK ISN'T FLOPPINg

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Olly: most of us know what eachother look like right?

Nemo: yeah

Joost: we all follow eachother on instagram dumbass

Silvester: Nemo didn't follow me

Bambie: BETRAYL

Silvester: :(

Baby Lasagna: nemo are you cheating on silver?

Nemo: NO I JUST FORGOT

Joost: you guys are dating?

Olly: no they aren't

Olly: we just ship them a bit too much

Marcus: nemo are you saying that he's not unforgettable??

Martinus: *epik unforgettable background track*

Dons: you guys need to stop blackmailing nemo

Dons: nemo how could you

Nemo: FINE FINE I'LL FOLLOW HIM

Silvester: you still haven't followed me

Nemo: yeah i did 

Bambie: LMAO NEMO FOLLOWED TROYE SIVAN

Nemo: THAT'S NOT SILVESTER??!!?1?!1?

Olly: double betrayl

Marina: bruh

Sila: why are you boomers talking like gen z

Joost: DO YOU WANT US TO USE PUNCUATION AND CAPITAL LETTERS? i can't

Windows95man: i can't read

Iolanda: i can't not slay

Silvester: i can't believe this

Nemo: hold on

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Silvester and Nemo (priv chat)

Silvester: you don't have to follow me nemo it's fine

Nemo: no no i'm going to make it up to you

Nemo: do you want to go somewhere before the preparty?

Nemo: like a cafe?

Silvester: are you asking me to go on a date?

Nemo: no it was a stupid idea it's fine we can just hang out as friends

Nemo: bambie and olly can come too

Silvester: nemo it's fine

Silvester: i wanna go on a date with you ;)

Nemo: :)

Silvester: :)

Silvester: can't wait to meet you in person

Silvester: and hug you

Nemo: same

Silvester: can you tell the groupchat i have a meeting?

Silvester: im texting under the table rn

Silvester: oop the lithuanian guy just shouted at me

Silvester: bye <3

 Nemo: ok I'll tell em