Attempt #2

The Beginning - Ressurection

...Within the mist of a boiling hell, there lies a character who we infamously know-

"YOUR MAJESTY! I BEG YOU! PLEASE-"
Hitler kneeled, pleading for... something, probably another chance.

{I guess we'll just start. Chapter 1 it is.}

"Nein."
The devil replied, sitting on his uhh.. flaming throne, holding his... flaming trident

Hitler desperately tried to persuade the devil again "But- I've done nothing wrong!-"

"Sure sure, you've done nothing wrong.' the devil muttered

[A list was pulled out of the devil's pocket, it was long as heck]

"Let me just recite on what you've done wrong during your presence on planet Earth..."
*ahem*

"You've started a war, you've decided to invade neutral countries and you've also went on the gas the jews-"

[Suddenly, Hitler launched at the devil and snatches away his trident while he was fixated on the list]

"WHAT THE-" the devil yelled before getting absolutely demolished by Hitler swinging the trident at him.

[There was a deafening scream that caught the attention of every other guards monitoring Hell]

"Shit."
Hitler mumbled while fidgeting with the obtained trident

[The trident felt a bit strange, there were pressable buttons underneath the layer of steaming hot steel, yeah, not to mention the trident was flaming so Hitler was technically burning quite a bit]

"HEY PUT THAT DOWN!" the guards shouted from afar, bolting towards Hitler at a rapid pace

[Hitler was forced to think quickly, he tried interacting with every button, one of which picked up the list held by the devil before that somewhat did not get demolished with him. Despite Hitler's expression indicating that he didn't want the list, he had no time to get rid of it, it was tucked inside his pocket and all Hitler is focusing on now is to get the fuck out of here.]

"C'mon, Come on!..." *with a little bit of incoherent gibberish from Hitler while clicking every button known to mankind attached onto the trident*

The guards continued screaming "I SAID PUT IT DOWN YA WANKER!! DONT MAKE US-"

[Before the guards could finish their sentence, Hitler just... vanished, mid air. The trident remained in Hell, it dropped on the ground, creating an irritating clanging sound]

"Where the fuck did he go?!" The guards were dumbfounded, looking everywhere but there was no sign of him anymore.

{Back to Hitler's perspective}

[Apparently, a button resurrected him back to reality, and now he's located somewhere...]

Sunlight was shining directly at his eye, prompting him to awaken. *groaning noises* "Auughhh.. my head fucking hurts..."

[Hitler squirms a bit while his eyes slowly open, he was in a sitting position, leaned against a hard concrete wall]

"Where am I...?"

[Hitler was teleported to an alleyway, it wasn't familiar to him at all. It was also a pretty isolated place]

"Mmmh..."
Hitler rubbed his hurted head, taking some time to regain his composure

[It took awhile... but once he finished, the first thing he did was to feel his mustache, to make sure it was still as iconic as it originally was. But when he realised it was normal, he sighed in relief.]