(Y/N): Why are women that are 5'9 so much taller than men that are 5'9?
Valeria: Because women who are 5'9 aren't lying.
| Valeria and (Y/N) Randomness |
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| I AM RIGHT HERE |
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| why would you do that |
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| NO |
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| me |
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| OMG |
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| smile |
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| a dollar |
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| very |
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| banned |
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| llamas |
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| let's play a game |
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| 10 cakes |
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| body count |
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| panic |
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| extreme |
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| SMOOTH |
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| cold |
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| challenge accepted |
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| murder |
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| ONE DINNER |
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| nice top |
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| mitosis |
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| wrong shoes |
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| world domination |
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| hot |
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| future wife |
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| sleeping |
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| frown |
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| solution |
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| just a little bit |
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| be nice |
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| past tense |
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| peacock |
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| always |
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| heart |
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| FOUR MONTHS |
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| warm it up |
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| I love you |
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| eat |
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| accidentally |
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| bet |
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| perfume |
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| sad |
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| important |
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| inconvenience |
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| fish |
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| UNO |
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| who broke it |
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| bones |
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| who's that Pokémon |
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| idiot |
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| twice in a row |
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| straight |
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| boo boo |
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| go see a doctor |
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| WAIT |
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| tell me what to do |
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| I'm at soup |
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| burning |
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| 5'9 |
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| rules are rules |
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| perspective |
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| WHAT |
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| garden |
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| Russian Roulette |
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| YOU ARE WRONG |
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| voluntarily |
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| cursing |
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| slushies |
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| the world |
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| kiss me |
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| hoodie |
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| hate |
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| famous |
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| birthday cake |
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| shut up |
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| a hand |
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| still breathing |
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| stone-cold |
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| go to bed |
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| unborn |
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| allergic reaction |
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| VALERIA |
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| bracelet |
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| self-abuse |
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| lick |
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| brick |
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| salt |
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| unfortunate |
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| lemon |
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| little thing |
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| something wrong |
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| cowboy cat |
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| polite |
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| motivational |
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| LESS DEPRESSO |
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| GPS |
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| WHAT |
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