Context: wallter was in a meeting and mark decided to troll because why not, I got this idea FROM HATSUNE FLIPPIN MIKU
"Oh, it's my lovely ex husband, wait a minute."
'Hey wallter, what's ah corn in Cantonese'
"Suk Mai? "
'SUK MAI NUTS'
*hangs up*
"Okay so mark is no longer lovely and I need to find a wood chipper"
*later*
"Finally, I'm at home, I should write some poetry"
"Omg it's this... Imbecile again"
'WATCH THE NEWS SOMETHIN' IS GOING ON'
"calm down, what's happening? "
'Some infection thing is happenin '
"Okay? How about you come over and we discuss this "
'Alright pookie'
"Can you not? "
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'I should probably pick up some flowers for him'
'Hm, that's weird, what's infected doing out of his apartment? Eh, not my problem '
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"Oh, that must be mark"
'Hi wallter! I got you some flowers'
"Wow, took you this long to get flowers"
'Nuh uh, anyway I think I saw an infected person'
"Really? '
'Yeah, ironically, it was infected! '
"Hm, how peculiar"
'Yeah, anyway it's probably too dangerous for me to go back home so I should stay here'
"Are you actually thinking normally or are you trying to flirt with me? "
'Uhhh both? '
"Bruh "
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~the pink infection~ (read desc for info)
Randoma Regretevator infection au started by infected and Dr retro (ik it hurts me to). basically, Dr retro tried to cure infected, but it backfired due to infected being well... infected aaaaand yeah :3 tell me what you wanna happen/any ideas <3 - Astro
