Drunk brother (Lan wanji)

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"Oh no no no" I said (Lan Xichen) As my brother wanji accidently drunk alcohol

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My eyes widen as wanji passed out "WANJI!?" "HAHA How did you convince my husband to drink Zewu-Jun" Wei Wuxian said as he walked in "I-I-I- I didnt how- I-" I stumbled on his on my words "Yeah sorry about that I was trying to get that old hag to chill out with his anger by putting alcohol in the tea but turns out my lan-ge ge drunk it instead" he continued laughing "Then why did you ask me why I got him to drink it?". "I wanted to mess with you sorry about that its not always i get to tease my brother in-law" Lan Xichen smiled and sighed but before he could say anything wei wuxian Came over and pecked My brother on the lips then turned to me agian "WELP Im guessing you could tell My lan-gege that im going night hunting with the juniors will yea? anyway BYEEE" He kissed My brother one more time before running out "I- Please dont leave me i never seen my brother drunk before😨" but it was to late


My Brother suddenly woke up...."Wei Ying?" "Why You LOok Different"...."Becuase im your brother?" I responded with. "NuHhhH uHHh Me BrOTher is uHHHH SleEPing In bED wiTH JIn YAo yaoO"......Did he just say "Jin Yao Yao" I NEVER SEEN MY BROTHER LIKE THIS THEN HE STARTED TO CRY "Where wei yingg", "Its ok he just went night hunting wanji"I tried to explain to my brother then I DONT KNOW HOW HE MISSED HEARD THIS BUT- "YOU FUCKED MY WEI YING" He yelled "WHAT NO THATS NOT WHAT I SAID. I WOULD NEVER" Then he got mad "HOW DARE YOU PUT YOUR PICKLE IN HIM INSTEAD OF ME" (SORRY) Aint no way my drunk ass brother just said that all i wanted to do was scream "I NEVER FUCKED YOUR HUSBAND!!" but i didnt "Wanji calm down-" he then passed out asleep ....GOD JESUS CHIRT THANK YOU i cant handle drunk wanji apparently 😭😭😭😭😭


I toke my brother to bed. Now if you dont mind me im going to Jump off a cliff after what i just heard (JOKING HE DIDNT HE WAS JOKING). I forbidd wei wuxian for leaving me with my drunk brother for the rest of our lives💀

 I forbidd wei wuxian for leaving me with my drunk brother for the rest of our lives💀

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