The Six Emos-Book 1: Children of God

CHAPTER 1

"Shush!"
"What?"
"Do you want to get us all killed?"
"No?"
"Then shut it!"
"Why do they even want us dead?"
"Shut it, kangaroo!"
"Im not an Aussie, i thought I made that cle-"
"Shut!"
"Ok ok!"
"Seriously, why do they want us dead?"
"I have no fucking clue, Murdock. Honestly, no idea."
"D'ya think they just assume we're assholes or did they actually see what shit we've done?"
"No idea-"
The conversation was broke off by a loud gurgling sound.
"Ok, who was that?"
"Sorry"
"Jesus polysticks, what have ya had in the past hours?"
"Nothing since I woke up."
"Weird."
"Oh dont worry, it happens. Probably just a sign that WE should get FLUFFING MOVING before I PURGE whatever the FUCK remains of the MAGIC I dont NEED."
"How long do ya think yas can keep it straight for?"
Silence.
"I think another few minutes."
"Fair enough."
"FOUND YA!"
A formation of hisses grew from inside a tunnel-pipe as a flashlight shone directly at their eyes.
Dark was the first one to come out, signalling the other 5 to follow. Dark was pratically the leader of this little group.
Then came Night, sub-leader and the-one-that-worries-about-one-person in-particular-and-no-one-else. Then Murdock, personal assassin, trained to kill and the one who comes up with plan b's. Then Necro came, plan c maker, distraction maker No.1 and that person that Night worries about. Then Drowned, Plan E maker and wont shut up about demons and water. Lastly, Author, Plan D maker and Distraction maker No.2.
"What do you want with us?"