Aries: shoots you
Taurus: throws things
Gemini: screams
Cancer: cries
Leo: rants non stop
Virgo: gives you the silence treatment
Libra: slams doors
Scorpio: murders you in your sleep
Sagittarius: storms out
Capricorn: ruins your day
Aquarius: yells into the phone
Pisces: stays in bed

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Zodiac Signs
RandomTons of random zodiac stuff taken from Tumblr. ❝a great read for when you're bored af❞ -the author Highest: #11 in Short Story (09/18/15)