The mini sode opens at the park all the kids are sitting in chairs in front of the stage with a table and cooking utensils on it and the stage is surrounded by speaker boxes and the parents are standing behind the kids.
[Announcer]Live from the kitchen, the following is a paid commercial announcement for Astounding Products.
(A German Shepard walks upstage) Hi! Welcome to Astounding Products.
[the speaker boxes made a Laughing audio because all the kids aren't laughing at all]
German Shepard: I'm your host, the guy in the sweater who asks all the obvious questions. [Studio AudienceLaughing] Now, here to tell us about his astounding product for making cupcakes,
all the way from Cheshire, England, please welcome...
(A border terrier ran onstage) Me! Hello [Chuckling] Now... Hello! I'm so excited!
Do you lovemaking cupcakes,
but hate all the hard cupcake work?
German Shepard: I know I do!
Border terrier: Well, forget everything you know about making cupcakes... (he knocks all the cooking needs off the table) and say hello... (he pulls out a weird contraction) to the amazing Cupcake-inator. I'm so excited!
[Audience Chuckling]
German Shepard: Cupcake-a-what?
Border terrier: Cupcake-inator! Oh, this amazing device can instantly make cupcakes out of anything that you have in the kitchen.
German Shepard: Wait a minute. Did you say"anything"?
Terrier: Anything.
Shepard: Anything?
Terrier: Yes, anything.
Shepard: Anything?
Terrier: Anything. (He said a little irritated)
Shepard: Anything?
(The terrier turns to him)
Border terrier: I'll get you, and it'll look like a bloody accident.
(The German Shepard looked a little terrified)
Speaker boxes: [Audience Tittering]-
Border terrier: Anything. Now, take off the lid.You can put in, I don't know, a carton of eggs.
German Shepard:What?
Terrier: How about a pack of hot dogs?
German Shepard: That's incredible!
Terrier: Why not some ketchup?
German Shepard: Yeah,
Terrier: why not? How about...I know what you're thinkin'. Even a fire extinguisher. There we go.
(The camera cuts to the kids where you and bluey looked at each other and back to the stage)
(Terrier) Now, close the lid and Bob's your flippin' uncle!
Shepard: What an astounding product!
[Audience Applauding]
(The camera cuts to bandit and chilli doing the same thing you and bluey did)
Terrier: Open the drawer, [Bell Dings,Motor Whirring], Fill the patented Cupcake-inator tray, Close the drawer, (the invention closed) Then place it in a conventional oven.
Speaker boxes: Audience Applauding
Terriers: Delicious cupcakes are just minutes away.
Shepard: Did you just say"minutes away"? That's impossible!
Terrier: You're not just wrong, you're stupid.
Shepard: Now, wait just a minute...
Terriers: And you're ugly, just like your mum.
[Audience Gasping] (bandit was about to walk towards the stage but chilli grabbed him)
Shepard: Did you just call my mother ugly?
Terrier: Shut up! (He quickly picked up a clever knife) I mean it! I will end you!
- [Grunts]- (he chopped his tail)
(Everyone in the audience looked away while holding their tails and Groan)
Y/n: Um, mate. Your tail.
Terrier: What about it? (He looked down at his tail) Oh, I see! I've chopped it off.That's interesting, because...(He grabbed his tail to see it was in half) Son of a bi...[Beep]
(The parents did their best to cover their kids ears and the Shepard waves his hand under his chin signaling the camera man to cut)
@¤@¤[Whistling"The Girl From Ipanema"]
