asher x john egbert

chapter 1

_ashers a young trans (ftm) man. hes kind of irritating but can also be a funny person! he was just walking down a street after getting a few groceries until he sees a car spriting towards him, asher starts running to the other side but hes too slow! a young man with a white t shirt with a green worm logo onnit and a pair of black glasses sprints at full speed towards asher and pushes him away from the car, asher, snapping back to reality gets halfway up from the ground, his black tank top all stained with dirt and dust. the other young man gets up and lends asher a hand, saying_
"are you okay..?"
_asher gasps at the sight of this absolutely HANDSOME man!!! hes so cute and sweet.. and hopefully single! asher snaps back and says_
"y-yes! im fine.. thanks for that a lot."
_asher says, clearly intimidated, but before they have their romantic kdrama moment, the driver that ALMOST hit asher exits the car and runs towards him, shes a tall blonde young woman with a white off shoulder shirt, pink skirt with some black tights and a pair of white shoes and some sunglasses, she sprints towards him obviously worried and says_

"OH EM GEE... r u okay?!!?! i didnt hurt u rite?!?!?!?"

_asher looks at her, gets back up and says_

"yeah im fine.. but my groceries probably arent, damn i had eggs too!! they probably broke and spilled everywhere!!"

_the young woman puts her hands on her mouth on shock, she obviously feels really bad._

"omg omg im so sorry i can pay 4 it tho!! how much was the total?!?!?" _she says._

"what? no no im okay im..pretty good on money i swear!"

_asher says_

"but nooo!! it's my fault i almost hit u u cant just let ur money go 2 waste like that!!!"

_the young woman says_

"no no, i swear im fine! ill just go back home."
_asher says_
"well if u say so.... sorry again!!"

_she says, asher looks behind him just to see the young man is GONE!! he just missed his chance to get a cute bf!! HE DIDNT EVEN GET HIS NAME!! man... what a shame! maybe he will come across him tomorrow? anyways no more daydreaming. you hust lost all your groceries and need to go back tomorrow.. this place is pretty far from your house so you just get a taxi._

(time skip kinda)

_after a highkey tiring day, you FINALLY get home. you live in a small apartment with your friend group, mary jake and moth. you all have your own rooms, moth and mary are dating so they share one. you should see how cute their relationship is!! and well youre single and so is jake, but anyways you lock the door behind you and absolutely CRASH on the couch, you see mary walking in, she says_

"what happend 2 the groceries???"

"its a really long story.. i almost got in a car crash but i met a cute guy and he went away before i even got his number dude!!! im so pissed. totally fucking pissed."

"oooo some1 has a crush!!!!!"

"well kinda but i dont even have his name!!"

"lame.. maybe ull see him again? youre going back to the grocery store right?"

_she says before sitting down on the couch with her legs crossed._

"yeah.. i hope i do see him."

"what did he look like?"

"well... he has.. a pair of glasses.. and black hair.. this like white t shirt with a.. green worm on it? he was so cute!"

"ew.."

"YOU WOULDNT KNOW!!!!!!!! youre lesbian anyway."

_asher says before looking at his watch. it was 6pm, today was jakes turn to cook, we usually eat at 5pm though?_

"did you guys eat while i was gone?"

"no.. jakes going through this depression thingy.. i hope he gets better tho! i think he should skip his turn today."

"yeah. whos turn even is it after him tho?"

"i think it was me or moth, im exhausted!!"

"from what exactly.. youve been home all day!!"

"yeah but i dunno.. im just like tired in general. anyways im gonna go take a nap, see you tomorrow.. or later idk"

"goodnight."

_mary gets up from the couch and goes to her bedroom, its a cute and well decorated room with a lot of posters, mostly homestuck merch too. it has a bunk bed, bottom bunks her gf and top bunk is hers! she falls asleep quite quickly._

_asher decides to go on his phone and doomscroll to.. pass time i guess. even though it isnt the best idea, he decides to text his other online friends on discord!_

(the epic gc!!!)

caleb: Hi

tyler: i feel like im about to burst into pieces
tyler: like actually

tyler: not in an edgy way

tyler: my head feels like theres a nail inside it

asher: that explains quite a bit

tyler: SHUT THE FUCK UP
tyler: im beinf serious.

asher: of course you are
asher: whys the gc so DRY today
asher: dare i say wrinkly
asher: fucking dried raisin

fern: probably because its fucking 2AM idk

asher: different timezones ig
asher: 2am isnt even late
asher: wimp

tyler: ong

caleb: do you guys ever shut up

asher: WE DIDNT DO ANYTHING

tyler: god forbid people talk in a gc fattie

caleb: no like
caleb: its not that youre talking
caleb: its that youre talking fast as hell
caleb: that makes it annoying AND HARD TO KEEP UP WITH

asher: ooooohhhhhhkkkkkkkaaaaaayyyyyyyy iiiiiiisssssss tttttttthhhhhhhhiiiiiiiiissssssssss bbbbbbbbbbeeeeettttttteeeeeeeeeerrrrrr?.........

caleb: kys

asher:im gonna go get smth to eat
asher:bye gang

_asher turns off his phone and takes a deep breath and gets up slowly. he makes his was to the kitchen and finds.. no food? the fridge is basically empty if not counting some milk and probably expired leftovers. asher makes his way to moth and marys room and knocks, moth answers the door_

"what is it"

"can you go shopping.. jakes practically dead asleep and so is mary.."

"didnt you go this morning??"

"yeah but.. ugh its a long story... ialmostgothitbyacarandthiscuteassboysavedmethenthegirlwhoalmostranmeoverofferedtopayforthedamageofmygroceriesbutideclinedandwhenilookedbacktheboywhosavedmewhichwasbtwabsolutelybeautifulwasgoneandimsoupsetbecauseididntgethisnameornumber and-"

"shut up."

"ok sorry, but can you go?"

"fine, its not too late anyway. ill try to be quick"

_moth says before closing the door and getting dressed then goes outside._

(end of chapter 1!!!!!!!!!! sorry for it being so short i thought 1k words would look way longer)