Tri Titan Tyranny

Chapter 10- Scrambled Hope

"Brown, what happened here?" Clockwoman flew over to my location and dropped down.

"Basically I fought myself. And won." I replied.

"Yeah, and two days ago the Alliance gave me a free exoskeleton." Added Sam.

#2016 and Tri Tv Woman flew over. Tri Tv Woman dropped #2016 on the ground and explained what they learnt from their memories.

"I see... So your names are Athena and Cameron?" I asked after they explained it. I wonder if I had a human name...

"Yeah... So anyways, how have you been lately?" Asked Cameron.

"Fine really, but I think we should get back to base. I think something's happening soon." I explained to everyone.

A swarm of toilets appeared stopping anyone from repling to me.

"Damn toilets... Alright let's do this." I muttered.

"eiteews efas uoy peek ll'I" ("I'll keep you safe sweetie") Athena kissed Cameron before running into the group of toilets.

"I'm gonna get my mech out quickly" Muttered Sam. He ran off.

"I can't tell if that was an excuse to run or if he is." I muttered to myself. "Oh whatever, let's just do this."

Cameron attacked multiple toilets with his wrist blades and Athena shot bullets at the unsespecting flying toilets. Sam came running out of nowhere with a suit of armor and and started punching toilets left and right.

"I'm bored. We should go now." I said, casually sniping toilets with my laser.

"Well what do you want to do at base anyways?" Clockwoman quiestioned me.

"Uhhhhhh... Hang out." I made an excuse on the spot.

Sam and the new tv woman finished off the rest of the toilets. Some backup arrives and we get ready to fight them but then a microphone head appears and sliced them up.

"Hi. I'm a microphone woman." She said. "New allies or whatever. Boy, is this the cute cameramn you were talking about Athena?"

Honestly Cameron is a magnet for girls.

"?mih erahs annaW ...seY" ("Yes... Wanna share him?") Asked Athena.

"Yes please!" She said.

Cameron tried to leave quietly but Athena stopped him. "Uhm..."

She teleported the thre of them out of the room without another word.

"Uh... What were they planning to do exactly?" I asked suspicously.

"Who knows... They're both crazy women." Sam muttered.

"Yeah..." Added Clockwoman.

"ereht tropelet dluohs ew ,won thgir no gniog thgif a s'ereht yeH" ("Hey there's a fight going on right now, we should teleport there") Interrupted Tv Woman.

"Ok." We all said at the same time.

When we arrived I saw that Titan Tv Man and Speakerman were facing off against the scientist toilet and some wird floating toilets. Both sides were staring each other down.

"You will die!" Yelled Titan Speakerman. Armor formed around him and he and Titan Tv Man charged into the battle.

One of the floating toilets said something to the others and flew away. Coward.

A floating toilet with three claw arms appeared and tried to attack Titan Tv Man but he used his purple screen to hypnotise the toilet. The toilet turned around and started to attack the scientist toilet.

The scientist toilet panicked and used a sound blast to push the hypntosied toilet away. A floating toilet with a gun attatched to its bottom appeared and started shooting the claw floating toilet.

Titan Tv Man and Titan Speakerman both attacked the scientist at the same time. Titan Speakerman shot his jetpack off and Titan Tv Man cut one of his claw arms off. The scientist roared and grabbed Titan Speakerman, throwing him into Titan Tv Man. He then started punching the two titans on the ground but Titan Tv Man teleported his hand behind the scientist and pulled him backwards. 

Titan Speakerman got up and roared in the toilet's face. He screamed back and whacked TItan Tv Man's hand away. An injured double claw floating toilet came back from the fight and tried to attack the scientist toilet, but he grabbed it and threw it towards the ground.

Titan Tv Man used his red screen to try and kill the scientist but he punched the TV titan back. Titan Speakerman shot his remaining arm multiple times and tried to tear it off but the scientist tore off one of his guns and whacked him away with it. I decided to interfere and flew towards the scientist toilet.

"Brown?! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?" Clockwoman yelled at me.

The toilet noticed me and tried to slap me away but I dodged and slipped through inside the joints in his arm. Inside the arm I started using my laser as much as I could to burn down the insides, while also punching it with my bare fists. Through the holes I was burning I saw what was left of what connected the hand to his body and started to attack it.

"Serves you right, bastard." I muttered before punching the last line of metal connecting it.

I flew out of the holes of the arm and I saw that the two titans were overpowering him. Titan Tv Man grabbed his head and held it still while Titan Speakerman shot it point-blank with his remaining blaster. The toilet was screeching in pain and Titan Tv Man snapped his neck, finally ending the damn thing.

(Meanwhile at [ERROR FINDING LOCATION])

"1S G-1O1L3T D0N3 W1TH H1S UPGR5D3S?"

"Yes malware... Almost finished..."

"Get back to work then!"

The sound of a whip cracking could be heard.

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Guys I think Titan Speakerman wrote this last bit