It was 8 pm on a Thursday, as I was walking down the alleyway when I heard some rummenging in the dumpster closest to me. I caoustisly walk over thinking it's a hurt little crritter writter until I heard what sounded like a mans voice mumbling. I stop in my tracks as I am about to walk away when the man popped out of the dumpster. And holy sh- he was the HOTTEST man I have ever laid my eyes on like mamamia. Anwyas errm, I look at him confsued as he looked at me and smiled "ohhhh heyyy, do you have any money you can spare me?" he asked me as he climbed outta the dumpster looking hotter than ever. "Umm" I say before I see a small little lad walking towards us, "don't bother giving him money, hes just going to use it to buy drugs" (its five guys). klaus lets out a sign "no i am a hungry little boy who needs noms noms" I look at both of them confsued why was the little lad also hot. why are they both as hot i dont know which one i want more. i sigh and look back at klaus "how much money you need" (im tryna butter him up). klaus thinks before saying "how ever much you are willing to give me" he says winking. I can;t help but smile and he winks and shake my head as i pull out my wallet giving him $50. (side note our hands touched) klaus' eyes light up as he is picturing so many drugs he could take with this new found money. He thanks me and sucrries away like a little rat rascal. I look at the the little lad who is saking his head in disbeilf. "why would you give him money, you are just feeding his addiction". "umm im sorry who are you?? i can diecide what i do with my money buddy boy." "I am his borther"
"oh! (no wonder they are both so hot they are brothers) well sorry i didnt know maybe u should go chase him down"
"who do you think i aM im not gpooing to chase him down hes long gone"
suddenly we hear gunshots and i turn before five yells "DUNK" i dunk as five grabs my hand and pulls me to the side of the alley out of sight as he pulls out a gun shooting the other people.
"girl what the fuvk id happrning right now?" I say as i hide
after a few minutes i look at five in shock "omg girl did u just girl them aint no wayyyyy im flabbergasted right now"
Five looks at me and scoffs :i just saved you ass you are welcome"
Klaus comes back in the alleyway looking high as ever stopping to step over the dead bodes, i quickly get up from the ground. what the fuck is wrong with yall i look at five "you just killed these dudes and are acting way to chill. I turn and walk away beofre they can say anything.
timeskip
its been a week since i saw the strange men in the alley as I walk to my new job. I go to my desk before I get a call to see the boss. I sigh and think it is about my showing up to my interview drunk but still getting thr job. I walk in and see my boss with klaus and five. I stood there shocked unsure of what to do, Than my boss says "I know what happened last week in the alleyway, so heres whats going to happen. we are gonna have a fourgy or you are gonna get FIRED".
so um anyways i still have my job.
authors note: this is o a work of art and if u dont agree you can ligma balls. I knpow youall will have many questinos so i will answer a few.
Will I continute this story?
NO
okay end of question time i would fucvk klaus and five any day and ik u would too
xoxo
OliviAR McYapper
