"NO MUM U DONT BLOODY NEED TO DO EVERYTHING YOURSELF BUT FOR ONCE will you stop shouting!"
"Pfft says you look whose screaming now"
"Gosh mum your such a bitch"
"You just call me a bitch"
"No i called you a dancing buffalo (!)"
"Enough with the sarcy young woman"
"Ugh a brilliant start to a nice day (!) nd I AINT A WOMAN i'm a girl!"
"Listen hon im sorry ok i know its ur first day for college nd im sorry for not supporting you or encouraging you. You get dressed nd meet me in the range rover nd i'll drop ya off deal?"
"Fine!"
Shes so annoying right?! She drives me nuts. Anyway what shall i wear today hmmmmm. Let me go in the walk-in closet.
"Maddie Madz where are you u stupid"
"Im right here u doof"
"Where? I dont see you"
"IN THE CLOSET!"
"Geez chill your beef cranky bitch"
"What do you want im trying to get dressed"
"Wheres your apple?"
"Fruit Phone pad laptop?"
"Laptop"
"Why?"
"I need to do my shit quick"
"Its under my FRICKING BED!"
"Thanks sis i owe you one"
"Eww did u just kiss me!'
Still deciding what to wear. I have loads of clothes but still! FINALLY
Got my black skinny jeans with my blue top and my blazer. There READY.
