I came (ayo) alive in the morning just to see all the groups have already left. Uhh didn't even wait to say goodbye to me. What a shame. They're missing out honestly.
I saw Jamie nearby looking very disturbed rocking back and forward leaking gallons on gallons of sweat all over the place. So I asked "Hey Jamie are you ready for the hunting haha" "AAAhhh Elden ring... I.. I... nee.e...e..d to beco...ome th.e..e...e 27th E...el...den L...o...ord" I left quickly without saying a word. That Jamie guy is really weird. I hate to say it but he probably is autistic. If only Seán 3 was in the same group as me. He could protect me from this horrid personification of a human being. Can't believe he chose Dyldick to go into the same group as him. Dirty bitch 😖.
As I was about to celebrate getting out of Jamie's sight I walk into Benedict bawling on the floor smacking his fists against the old stone floor and kicking his lanky legs in the air screaming "POOKIE I MISS YOU! PLEASE COME BACK! I CANT LIVE WITHOUT YOU! IM BEGGING THE HEAVENS TO RECONNECT US OR ELSE IM GONNA BURN IN HELL FOR WHAT I WILL DO FOR US TO REUNITE!" I ignored that and moved away swiftly. I didn't want to have anything to do with that thing. It scares me to my core.
Suddenly my ear drums get penetrated with the sound of an electric bass and a raspy voice singing "With the lights out, it's less dangerous. Here we are now, entertain us. I feel stupid and contagious. Here we are now, entertain us. A mulatto, an albino. A mosquito, my libido." I recognized this song. It was made by Nirvana. Cathal was signing his heart out. That only means bad news. Why would I pick an emo to be in a group with me. He's going to ruin the vibe. Haha that reminded me of the good old times when Mahi was still somewhat normal and not a diabolical witch.
I went outside to go for a short stroll so I could get a break from all this weirdness. After being out and about for some time I see Liam standing at tree and stroking one of it's smaller twigs while talking to himself "Mother nature you a great, you're all massive in weight. I don't know your caloric intake, but you don't have to eat that pancake. My insides are a sticky sticky, time to make you that too". Then that horndog proceeded to whip out his drake and fuck one of the trees tight crevices.
I ran back home ,all traumatized, to find out that Alexis has done al the hunting and he has also prepared todays meal. As I entered the factory Alexis welcomed me with a plate of steak and chips. The only normal member of our group. I ate up the scram and went to sleep early. Today was a freaky day.
