Kid: I want a unicorn for Christmas!
Santa: kid, be realistic.
Kid: fine than I want a boyfriend!
Santa: so what colour unicorn were you thinking?
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RandomThis book is full of some of the best comebacks you'll ever read!! I also have a joke book coming out shortly with funny jokes! Also please note that lots of these comebacks are not mine( but some are) Also! Some of these jokes/ combacks may be off...
Comeback 125
Kid: I want a unicorn for Christmas!
Santa: kid, be realistic.
Kid: fine than I want a boyfriend!
Santa: so what colour unicorn were you thinking?