Trollstopia Season 8

Trollstopia Ep 103: Dad T-Bark's Dragon Stew Part 1

The Gem Vessel is docked at a strange island during a star-filled night with the sea below. Cpt. Jewel Eye walked toward the dense forest with her Stone Pirates behind her.

"Cpt, as your first mate, I must say your plan seems risky," said Ruby.

"Aye. Walking to a dragon island is like walking to Davey Jones' Locker," said Sapphire.

"Silence, you sissy swabs! I had spent so much absence to create this," said Cpt. Jewel Eye, taking out a crimson Dragon Orb.

Her Stone Pirates gasped in shock at seeing such a powerful and magical item.

"Captain, don't tell me you used all of your dark magic to create it!" Jade concern.

"Creating a Dragon Orb must've been exhausting," said Spinel.

"It was tiring for me to miss out on all of the action, but it was worth it because I'm going to use it to control the most powerful dragon that lives on this very island," said Cpt. Jewel Eye.

Her Stone Pirates gasped in horror before Topaz said, "Cpt, you can't be serious."

"You don't mean the mightiest dragon that no one with magic or unicorn could defeat," said Garnet.

"A beast like this will devour Branch better than that red dragon the Master sent. Please forgive me, Censorero, for insulting you," said Cpt. Jewel Eye.

The Stone Pirates came before a crimson dragon den. The dragon was sleeping, and smoke came from its nostrils shaped like Zs.

Captain Jewel Eye shows her Dragon Orb before the Crimson Dragon while imitating a dark aura around her. The Crimson Dragon wakes up with eyes swirling in hypnosis.

"Avast, Captain! You have gained control of the beast," said Amethyst.

"You are the best, Captain Jewel Eye," Pearl commented.

Smirking, Captain Jewel said with the wind blowing to reveal her jewel eye, "I, Shantae Gem, alias Captain Jewel Eye of the Stone Pirates, command you to do as I say. Come, Crimson Dragon, join me to conquer Trollstopia so we can steal the Harp of Harmony and have Branch's Head! Ho ho ho ho ho ho!!!"

It was morning at the Brozone Bunker. Elder Leaf is marching back and forth with Brozone in a soldier stance while outside.

"Alright, Boys. What's the one thing we can't trust?" said Grandpa Leaf.

"Women," John Dory said bluntly.

Hearing that statement, Brozone and Elder Leaf laughed so hard that Floyd fell and kicked his legs. Clay slapped his knee. John Dory and Bruce locked arms. Branch held his chest, and Elder Leaf clapped his hands.

"Good one, JD. But that's not the answer I wanted. So, anyone else?" said Elder Leaf.

"Clams," said Bruce, taking out a photo of clams.

"What?"

Bruce taps on the image before shaking his head, saying, "Perhaps it's just me."

"Never trust a calculator! They're pure evil. They will soon hypnotize us all into doing their bidding," said Clay.

"Okay? Anyone else?" Elder Leaf is confused.

Dramatically, with a spotlight shining down, Floyd said, "The one thing that is important never to trust is the darkness within our very souls. It fights our light to control us to do such villainy. But no matter how hard you try to fight it, it will cling to you like a leech... a bad rash... or worse...Your past regrets."