Aurora: do you ever feel bugs on you when there aren't any?
Johnny: those are the ghosts of all the bugs you've killed.
Aurora:
Taeyong; look what you did, you scared her. Stupid idiot
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RM: what's worse than a heartbreak?
Jimin: when you wake up in the morning and realise your phone wasn't charging
Suga: when you wake up in the morning
Aurora: when you wake up
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Rowoon: are you okay?
Aurora: yeah, I'm fine
Rowoon: what does "fine" mean?
Aurora: it means I'm perfectly content but also wouldn' t mind if the sun exploded right now and killed us all
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Si-Young: when Aurora sleeps, does she dream in English or Korean?
Dex: bold of you to assume that Aurora actually sleeps
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Aurora: stop being mean to me, I've got eyes and I'm not afraid to cry
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Sejeong: true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn
Aurora: why would the movie eat my popcorn?
Sejeong:
Aurora: nevermind I get it
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Aurora: [over the phone] it's Aurora
Chaeyong (manager): [on the other end] what did she do this time?
Aurora: no, it's Aurora, it's actually me
Chaeyong (manager): what did you do this time?
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Jungkook: what are you drinking?
Aurora: vodka
Jungkook: what the hell? straight?
Aurora: no, gay
Jungkook: NOT YOU, THE VODKA -
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Aurora: [nodding towards the knife] can you wash the people-opener?
RM:
Aurora:
Aurora: oh I mean the knife
RM:
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Random boy: hi Aurora, how are you?
Aurora:
Aurora: *freaks out*
Aurora: *doesn't know if to say good or okay*
Aurora: *mixes both* I'm gay
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Dex: [walks into the kitchen] is something burning?
Aurora: [leaning against the counter seductively] just my desire for you
Dex: Aurora the toaster is on fire
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