Charlie 3 Oneshots

Apprenticeship

Heh JaxxTheJay , the best one out of them all, I think. I sware I'm done xD

Jordon

I pushed the shovel into the wet soil, pushing up and flipping the shovel over to dump out the dirt in a pile behind me. I have been doing this for several hours before I got a fairly good sized ditch. I signed and stuck the shovel in the mud, walking over to the body wrapped in a large plastic tarp. I picked it up, hulling it over to the ditch to throw it in, the blood on my hands made it hard to get ahold of the plastic. With what little strength I could muster I threw the body in and began covering it with dirt.

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"Ahh, Charlie!" The masked man stated, holding out a hand for me to shake. I reached one of my weak and bloody hands up so he could shake it. He looked down at me, and I could see in his eyes that he was upset.

"Sir, is everything okay?" I asked

"Where is my food?" He asked, an angry hint showed in his eyes.

"W-what food, sir?" I stuttered out, not wanting to get on his bad side.

"The food I asked you to get, you dip shit!" He yelled, stomping back-n-forth, making the floor boards underneath him squweak.

"Si-sir, I...i just im not rea-ally okay with going into a-a McDonald's c-c-covered in blood." I began to panic, holding my breathe as he came up to me.

"I never asked you if you where okay with it, I told you to dispose of a body and get me 8 cheeseburgers," the masked man sighed, looking at his appearance. He was still shaking, and covered in blood.

"How can you eat a cheeseburger near a DEAD BODY?!"

"How do you masturbate over a woman?"

"That isn't.... What?"

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I'm ded, mind me