the unkown voice lead Su Tart to a strange portal....
"oh em gee! is that the nether portal from minecrap??1?1?" asked Su Tart
"Shh... Go inside the portal..." said the unknown voice
"oki i trust u unkwon voice" told Su Tartthen Su Tart went inside the poratal
bit he didn'tgo to teh nether... he actually went to...a really oblivious land called,,,
The Bacon Hair (without the misspell!)"WUT IS THE BACON HAIR,,,!,!!" scream Su Tart!!
and the Su Tart died by a guestoh, but he revived since he has plot armor
but, thats not important because...."lewisgamercool23 is still chasing Su Tart. perhaps he even got to The Bacon Hair already.!" said that narrator guy.
but that narrator guy WILL DIE BECAUSE IM THE NARRATOR?!!!!!1"oh." said that narrator guy
anyway, Su Tart.... went and garb some SUPAH SPECIAL BACON FLAKES they are special because they are otherworldly they are in another dimension
then, Su Tart ate the BaconFlakes!!
"mmm yummy!" said Su Tart
however,,, Su Tart didn't expect that lewisgamercool23 was here. and lewisgamercool23 tried to shoot Su Tart.
Su Tart dodge easily.Su Tart spot another portal tho! Su Tart ran toward the portal, managing to dodge most of his attacks.
Su Tart got bruised thoThen, Su Tart went right into the portal.
then the loading.... menu popped up
"UGH!!! WHEN WILL THIS MENU SCREEN STOP LOADING,, I WANNA GET TO THAT BADAZZ DIMENSION IN THE NEXT PART!"
said Su Tart, who is angered

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The Bacom Hair
Randomhalf joke/satire story, other half is the,,, seriousness i guess// this is so oblivious