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Kai: Go on, give Chloe a compliment.
Braking : How do you expect me to do that?
Schmidt : Just say something that you wish someone would say to you.
Braking : Uhh... You are now undisqualified from the Watch Car Battle League !
Chloe, sobbing: Nobody's ever said that to me before!

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Braking : What is love?
Schmidt : An emotional minefield.
Kai: A neurochemical reaction.
Chloe: I WANNA KNOW KNOW KNOW KNOW

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Kai: Where's Braking ?
Schmidt : Don't worry, I'll find him.
Schmidt , shouting: EXCA sucks!
Braking , distantly: EXCA is the best watch car ever! Fuck you!
Schmidt : Found 'em.

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Chloe: I just watched Kai jump off of a spinning chair. Luckily, he wasnt hurt that badly. But the whole time, Braking was screaming for help, which caused Schmidt to run in to help Kai. Just note that all of this happened in the span of six minutes.

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Schmidt , gesturing to Kai: Braking , look what you did! You made Mom upset!
Chloe: Mom, please don't cry, we're sorry!
Braking : I'm sorry Mom... :(
Kai, near tears: I DON'T REMEMBER GIVING BIRTH TO ANY OF YOU!

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Chloe, staring at Blood in a cage: ...Why is he in a cage?
Kai: Because he vroomed at me.

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Chloe: You wanna fight?! You got one!
Braking: Okay! *raises fists*
*Kai runs in, scoops Braking up in his arms, and runs away carrying him*
Chloe:
Chloe: What?

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*when the Squad drops food*
Schmidt: FIVE-SECOND RULE!
Kai: FUCK!
Chloe: *drops to their knees and mourns the food*
Braking: *eats the food off the ground*

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Braking: Why do you act like we're three year olds?
Kai, exasperated: WHY?!?
Kai points at Chloe : YOU TRIED TO HYJACK A CAR!
Kai points at Schmidt : YOU NEARLY JUMPED 20 FEET OFF A CARPARK!
Kai points at Braking: AND YOU ATE MULTIPLE DRIED LEAVES AND ROCKS OFF THE GROUND AND BOUGHT ILLEGAL WEAPONS FROM STRANGERS!
Kai: AND YOU ASK ME WHY????

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Chloe: Go to sleep or you'll hate yourself in the morning!
Kai: I'll hate my self in the morning regardless.

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*Braking tries to cheer up kai*
Braking: Hey, wanna hear a funny joke?
Kai: I only like dark humor.
Braking, turning the lights off: What do you call a fake noodle?
Kai:
Braking: An IMPASTA!

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Kai: Braking, how could you possibly have gotten into this much trouble in one day?
Braking: It... It didn't take me the whole day...

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Chloe: I know how this must look but I can assure you we have a perfectly logical explanation.
Braking: Yeah! We're cowards!

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Braking, acting tough: You guys don't want to mess with me.
Chloe: Yeah, Braking will straight up cry in public. Don't try them.
Braking: Exactly, I will straight up-
Braking:
Braking, tearing up: Chloe, why would you say that?!

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Braking: I'm scared that when you become rich and famous you'll be embarrassed by me.
Chloe: Oh Braking, I'm already embarrassed by you.

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*Weeks after schmidt's hair getting chooped by chloe* (ifyk💀)
Kai, texting Braking: Braking! Help I'm being kidnapped!
Braking: Where are you?
Kai: I'm with some strange person. In a car. Help.
Braking: I'll call Schmidt.
Schmidt, answering his cell: Y'ello?
Braking: Where's Kai? He texted me that he's being kidnapped.
Schmidt: Kidnapped? Whaddya mean, he's right next to me-
Schmidt:
Schmidt: I'll call you back. *Hangs up*
Schmidt: THE NEW HAIRCUT ISN'T THAT BAD!
Kai: WHO ARE YOU!?

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Chloe: Is Schmidt always like this when he lose?
Braking: Oh, yes. You should've been there for the Great Watch Car Battle League Tantrum of 2016.
Schmidt: You bumped that table and you know it!

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Kai: How are we supposed to put a tracker the size of a penny on Braking without him noticing?
Schmidt: Hey, Braking, I bet you 5 bucks that you can't swallow this penny.
Braking: *takes and swallows tracker* Pay up, loser.
Kai: ...

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Kai: It's Pride Month, you know what that means!
Braking: I get to eat as many Skittles as I want?
Kai: What? No! What has Schmidt been telling you?
Schmidt, walking in, pouring Skittles into his mouth: Taste the rainbow, bitch.

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Braking: What are you writing?
Kai: The government wants to know what kind of weapons we have in the house. I'm letting them know it's private information.
Schmidt, looking over Kai's shoulder: This just says 'fuck around and find out' in calligraphy.
Kai, smug: Exactly.

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Roy: I can be your partner for the next race.
Jino: Sorry, Roy. It's a sibling race.
Ari: Maybe there's a contest for lonely children after this.
Jino: It's only children, Ari. A lonely child is what you're gonna be when I sell you!

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*The Squad is eating dinner*
Braking: Can you pass the salt?
Schmidt: *throws Chloe across the table*

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