Baghera thought that being a human was funny, principally because she had hands. She can do things that she never been able to do before due to the lack of thumbs, like thumbs up or shadow play, arm wrestling, better hold her chainsaw to be able to attack others more easily or do puppets. Banal thing what, there were also negative points, believe her, she could no longer use her feathers as a brush, she could no longer fly and learning how to use hands is so complicated.
She was actually in the Order because Bad had offered her to join an expedition that Cellbit had organised. She was waiting with Etoiles Bad for the others to arrive and to pass the time she was doing something she had never done before. Twiddle her thumbs. She understood the French expression better now. She looked up to see what her friends were doing, Bad was not so far from her, reorganising his bags, then she turned her attention to Etoiles, who was leaning against a wall... There was something that brother her about him. Of course, there were feathers and wings and skin colour change, but she knew that it wasn't that. She got up und approached him. He noticed and asked her.
"Quoi?" (What?) Baghera approached a little closer before saying.
"Il y a un truc qu'il cloche avec toi." (There's something wrong with you.) The hummingbird was surprised at first by the statement, before taking a blasé face.
"Aux cas où tu ne l'aurais pas remarqué, je suis hybride oiseau et toi tu es une humaine."(In case you haven't noticed, I'm a bird and you're a human.)
"Je sais, mais c'est pas ça." (I know, but that's not that.) She looked at him from the bottom to the top and realised what brother her. A big smile appeared on her face, Etoiles wasn't reassured. She laughed before speaking.
"T'as rapetissé." (You shrunk.)
"Quoi?" (What?) Was the confused answer of Etoiles.
"T'es plus petit, j'en suis sûr, t'étais plus grand avant." (Your smaller, I'm sure, you were bigger before.) She turned to Bad and shouted.
"Ehe Bad! I know where you got your extra centimetres. Etoiles is smaller." Bad got up to join them.
"Are you sure? I see no difference." Say the death totem.
"AH! Ah! You see, you telling shit. Are you saying that because you hate me?" said victoriously the hybrid bird. It was at this time that Fit and Philza arrived.
"It's normal that you don't see anything Bad, you're about ten centimetres bigger, everyone seems smaller to you, so you can't notice it. I'm sure he has shrunk." The skeleton and vulture approached them before Fit asked.
"What's going on? What's the subject of the argument? Share the fofoca."
"Baghera says I shrunk, Bad and I disagree."
"Mm. I don't know, with all the changes we've gone through, I won't be able to say it." Said Phill.
"Wait. I have a way to check that. You know your height?" he says while pulling a meter out of his bag. Everyone looked at him surprised on why he had that. "It's convenient to have a meter in his bag when you work with Tubbo, I also have the American's, but I imagine you don't know your height in inches and foot." All made a sound of realisation.
"Yeah, I'm 1 m 82" (six feet tall) say the bird. Fit stuck the meter under the feet from Etoiles before going up and reading the measurement.
"1 m 78." (5 feet and 10 inches)
"Ah! Ah! It was Baghera's turn to shout of victory.
"I was right and you are wrong." Etoiles was choked by the news.
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The Species Exchange insident
FanfictionEverything was the most normal possible on the island, until a strange machine exchanges the species of the islander. They will try everything return to normal exite a Frensh version