Girls
1:39 a.m.
Kyujinnieee
UNNIES!!!!
EMERGENCY!!!!
Lilss
What the frick?
At 1 am? Srsly?
Kyujinnieee
Yep, heh.
ANYWAY, I FELT SOMETHING TODAY!!!
Yoonie
Oh wow, what an achievement,
I'll get you a piece of bread as an award
Kyujinnieee
YAY-
Yoonie
In the morning, bye ppl
Lilss
Okay, is everyone awake?
Yoonie
Yep
Jinns
Yep
Haewonnie
Yep
Jiboo
Yep
Baeee
Yep
Lilss
Kay, great!
Kyujinnieee
I just found out I've been spelling "raspberry" wrong my whole life.
Jiboo
Wait, how have you been spelling it?
Kyujinnieee
"Razberry." With a "z." I thought it was edgy.
Haewonnie
Kyujin, that's not edgy. That's like... something a cool toddler would write.
Lilss
Hey, at least you didn't think a pony was just a baby horse until last year.
Jinns
Unnie, I hate to break it to you, but... a pony isn't a baby horse.
Yoonie
Guys, I tried cooking last night. Let's just say the smoke detector was not impressed.
Baeee
What were you making, unnie? Flames?
Yoonie
Mac and cheese. How does one burn mac and cheese? 😭
Haewonnie
Skill. It takes skill to mess up that badly.
Kyujinnieee
I tried to microwave popcorn without the popcorn. Just the bag.
Jiboo
Did you want to eat the bag or...?
Kyujinnieee
In my defense, it was late, and I was very tired.
Baeee
I texted my crush once: "Hey, cutie!" But accidentally sent it to my mom. She replied, "Love you too, honey!"
Jinns
Imagine she sent back heart emojis thinking it's ur dad. That would've been next-level awkward.
Lilss
Speaking of moms, mine still thinks "Wi-Fi" is pronounced "Wee-Fee." Every time she says it, I just can't.
Yoonie
So when she asks for the "Wee-Fee" password, you just smile and nod your head, huh, unnie?
Lilss
Yep. Pretty much.
Kyujinnieee
Okay, I admit it. I used to think "LOL" meant "lots of love." I ended up sending "LOL" to a friend who was upset. She were not amused.
Baeee
That's like sending "Haha" at a funeral. Kyu, you win this round.
Yoonie
Honestly, we're all just a bunch of chaotic geniuses. We should write a book: "How Not to Adult."
Lilss
And it'll be a bestseller for sure! Full of our "razberry" moments.
Haewonnie
Agreed! But for now, let's just try not to burn mac and cheese, okay?
Jiboo
Deal. Now, who's up for actual Netflix and chill?
Jinns
Count me in! And maybe we can teach Yoonie unnie to cook without causing a fire.
Yoonie
Hey, I'm learning! Next time, it'll just be mildly scorched.
Baeee
Baby steps, unnie. We believe in you.
Kyujinnieee
I think I'll stick to spelling words wrong and burning popcorn bags. It's safer that way.
Lilss
We all think it's safer that way.
