12 Short Stories That Will Creep You Out

Christmas Movies Saved My Life

Some of you may know, some of you may not know, most of you probably won't even care.

But, I like to read and record stories, make videos for them and post them on a very popular website.

You know the one.

Now, the videos that I make are very low budget, nowhere near the professional quality like others put out. I don't even own a computer, or have fancy recording equipment like they do.

I do it all from my iPhone.

The reason I am telling you all this, is because, this is what lead up to the encounter I had, last night.

An encounter with The Devil.

I arrived home from work, yesterday afternoon, around 5:30. I did my normal routine, make coffee, make dinner, drink coffee with dinner, which consisted of three hot dogs and two packs of Oriental flavored Ramen Noodles.

That's been my dinner now for about two weeks, because, after all, I work for a living, therefore, I'm broke.

Anyway, I sat down at my dining room table and ate my food. After that, I decided to try and record a story.

I reached in my pocket, pulled out my iPhone, and set up the screen recorder.

I was just about to press the record button when suddenly my entire house lost power

I was in complete darkness

"I know I payed the electric bill", I thought to myself, "that's why I'm broke"

Just then a red light started to appear in mid air, directly in the center of my living room, growing brighter as each second passed, soon thick grey smoke began to flow out of the light, so thick that I began to cough and choke uncontrollably.

Suddenly, a intense yellow light flashed, blinding me.

I covered my eyes with hand, to shield them from the light. Seconds later, I moved my hand and every single light in my house was back on, the smoke had cleared, and there He stood...The Devil.

That's right, Satan, Beelzebub, The Prince Of Darkness was now standing in the middle of my living room, holding a pitch fork.

His entire body was blood red. From the waist down, resembled the back end of a goat with hooves, hair and a tail. The upper part resembled that of a very muscular man with arms, hands and a head with horns.

His face looked exactly, and I mean exactly like Dave Grohl when he played the devil in that Tenacious D, pick of destiny movie.

I love that movie, I have it on DVD and Blu-ray.

Anyway, we stared at each other for what seemed like forever

Finally, I asked, sarcastically, "What the Hell are you doing here?"

The Devil smiled, "I am here to kill you and take your soul to Hell.", He said.

"What??", I asked, "Why??"

"Well, most people don't know this", He said, "but when I'm not down in Hell trying to figure out how to conquer all mankind, I like to browse a certain website, for creepy and crazy horror stories. It helps me relax.

I especially like the ones about me.

Now, I've listened to many, many stories, by many, many different people and they were all quite impressive.

That is, until I found YOUR stories.

Your stories are dreadful, pieces of trash. You read like a first grader, you sound like an imbecile, your editing sucks, your pictures are pretty cool, though, but your name, Holy Hell, your name is the stupidest thing at all.