I Ain't Racist I Just Thought It Was Funny

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Somewhere in India :
Mao mao mrow(not a Chinese spy cat survivor)
-Catty catty, so cool.
Woof, woof. Bau, bau. Bau bau.
-Doggy, doggy. Doggy, doggy. Much, much more cooler. Doggy, I want you in my home. My home, you doggy.
Five minutes later.
Doggy, doggy, you in my home. Do you like it? It's very comfortable, very cool, very magic.
-(wtf- now I know how Chinese/indian war started)
-I'm gonna put you here in the rubbish can where all animals belong.
-maoooooooo jaifufusieifu
-Don't worry, it's very comfortable. There are all the food I ate yesterday, so cool.
- Bau, bau bau(dog crying) maow mrow mao zetong😭
-You are a cat, you no doggy. You traitor, you traitor , you spy,I'm gonna break up with you.
-wofmaofhejidi get he(unlegible noise)
-You gonna break up with me? No, you can't break up with you.
- Woof, woof. Bow, bow.
-bang bom spatabang (they explode because of the hot whether

(I also did the audio but I don't know how to put it😭😭😭)

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