Top Ten Ways to Annoy People

4: cliches

I looked deeply into his crystal eyes. I could see something flickering behind them... Love? No, it can't be. I'm fat and ugly. No one can love me...

two chapters later....

I stared into the mirror. My long, auburn hair was curled in ringlets, and I was wearing a gorgeous white summer dress showing off my long, slender legs. I had on casual sandals, displaying my dark blue toenails.

"You look beautiful, some weird name that sounds like a princess' ooh how about anna," dreamy smiled at me. I blushed, but quickly regained confidence.

Oh, girl I know I do," I sassily replied.

OH SO WHO IS THIS SASSY, "BEAUTIFUL" GIRL THEN?? AND IS DREAMY A GIRL OR A GUY?? IS SHE FAT AND UGLY OR SLENDER AND GORGEOUS?? jeez make up your mind

or how about

the girl has a gay best friend and she (once again) thinks she's fat and ugly and then her gay best friend is sassy and has a great fashion sense and always says girl in front of every sentence and everyone has a shady past and there is this hot prince charming who is the bad boy oh and the girl is the school nerd and the bad boy is attracted to her and the mean girl (and her clique) is jealous and bullies her and she cuts (which is not good by the way. don't cut kids, you're perfect to me<3) and the bad boy is so caring and sweet and he comforts her and the gay best friend moves away or something and then yahdayahdayah

ugh that is literally the storyline for almost all the books on wattpad

haha jk sorry

i'm sORRY PLEASE FORGIVE ME