Can a patriot love a commie? (Donald×Joe)

chapwter one

Trump-kun hadn't gotten out of bed for days, his breakup with clas rep Obama-sama had taken a toll on him, his usualy bright orange skin not shining nearly as vibrantly as it used to. "I hate them...those damn democrats".
He turned towards his hatsune miku plushie. He punched it.
"You're not even chinese, are you?" He sobbed.
"I told him 'I love China' and he couldn't even get that right"
Suddenly his dad called him from downstairs.
"Donald? Honey, please you have to go to school! how else will you save your classmates from the woke left?"
Donald got up and took a marker from his pencil case, painting all over his face to make hinself look more like his usual self. "..I'll be right there." He replied to Ronald Reagan, his adoptive father.
Of course, reagan had no idea trump liked boys. He has no idea about the breakup. Donald told him that the 0ther kids wouldnt let him say merry chirstmas anymore and called him racist, wanting him to say happy hollidays instead, but it was all lies. That hadnt happened since november.
He didnt want to talk to ronald right now so as soon as he was ready he rushed out the front door, toast in his mouth.
He ran all the way to school, avoiding Kim, his best friend.
He didnt speak to the jeong-Un boy in days, so Kim was probbaly rly mad at him rn.
At the front gate, he looked around and saw Obama-sama and Hillary giggling together. His heart was immeditaly peeled and had a slice takes out.
His citrussy cheeks grew red with anger and embarassment and he quickly turned the corner so those filthy monkeys (IN A NOT RACISTWAY) wouldnt see him, But he instead laumches his face right into someones chest.
He srumbled backwards "God bless america, Im really sorry >.<"
The tall..and, on a closer look, handsome looking upperclassman spoke to him in a soft tone "Oh, don't worry..its alright" "who are you supposed to be?" Donald asked him, and the boy looked confused for a second " huh? oh...sorry...The name's Joe?- Some people call me sleepy joe too hahaha"
"Are you new, joe-sempai?" Donald asked, wanting to know more abput this handsome face.
"..yeah...i think?" Joe looked around in his bag for a bit "sorry..i thinl i forgot something important, can we talk later?"
Donald  stammered a "shure" and left to go to class.
Class was gonna start soon but...ughh... obama and hillary were there...again. Doanld felt like puking on his desk.
"Ugh..ill show you..." He started putting up books on his desk to build a wall between them, "That should keep those immirangts and democrats out. Ughh, im never speaking to a blue libtard again-"
He ate his breakfast hcheeseburger untill class started.
"Okay class, today we have a new student joijning us" Bush-Sensei announced.
Donald looked up from his desk to see who the new stundent would be...
"This is Biden. Joe Biden, please introduce yourself to the class"
What!!! there was no way...Joe would he in the class class as him!??!?! but...what was that around his neck...a blue tie?
"no..." donald exclaimed.
"Hey there, Im..uh...Joe, and I'm a depmocrat"
Donald held back tears..why would god ebtray him like this?
Was it because this love was forbidden?
obama-sama stood up to greet him "Well then..you'll be on our side" He looked at donald and grinned.
Sleepy joe sat at tye empty desk between obama and donald.
"Hey...uh...can you remind me to take my meds?"
Joe asked obama.
"Of course! Obama Cares, after all, but why do you need them?"
"sometimes i forgey really imporant things..like....uh..."
biden trailed off.
"wow, that bad, huh?"
"Haha...yeah."
Donald listenined in on their conversation.
'So he needs those pills to remmber.."
Then, sudenly, he had a brilliant idea.
"if i can make him forget about the woke agenda...then he wont hate me and we can be together!!"
He decided that we would steal the meds from joe-senpais bag during the break, so that he would stop being a filthy liberal.