fashion killa | t. oikawa

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fuk dat bitch.

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TWIN BITCHES
(y/n, yū, shōyō, kenma, kei, kuroo, tobio)

geys kenma blocked me🙁
and oikawa hit me up😜🤙

shōyō:
WHAT

yū:
WHO?!?

tobio:
oml

kenma:
i did not block you?

kuroo:
TŌRU OILAWA?!?

kei:
who?

tōru oikawa
he goes to aoba johsai
and has like 100k followers

kei:
no who asked🤣🤣

kaywhyess.

shōyō:
OIKAWA HIT YOU UP??

yū:
STORYTIME‼️😜

kenma:
yeah chat im very curious
hes way out of your league😬

jealous much🤔
but theres not really much of a story
he just followed me, dmed me, commented on my post, and now im in a gc with him and his friends and he keeps flirting with me

kuroo:
IN THE GROUPCHAT?!?

IN THE GROUP CHAT.

tobio:
i told you hes a player

kenma:
yeah bro is wild

yū:
but imagine if you got with him😍

what.

yū:
you could tell him to train with us and help us get better at volleyball
since he IS the PRODIGY of volleyball

so you want me to get with him to help you get better?

shōyō:
YES OH MY GOSH😍

gtfo

kuroo:
what about me guys😢

kenma:
unwanted

kei:
unacademic

tobio:
unloved

yū:
unusual

shōyō:
unacknowledged

unpleasant

kuroo:
WHAT THE FUCK
NOT FUNNY

sorry kuroo
we love you😚

kei:
no we dont

oh

shōyō:
why are you so negative all the time tsukishima

kei:
bye😟

tobio:
anyway..
back on topic to assikawa,
you're not gonna get with him right?

probably not

yū:
WHY NOT QUEEN

shōyō:
😕😕

im just not interested
i dont wanna be one of his victims

kenma:
valid

THANK YOU

yū:
fine ig🙄
fuk dat bitch then

real
WAIT

kenma:
NAHH

shōyō:
WHAT⁉️

tobio:
Y/N.

yū:
AYO

kei:
bro??

kuroo:
AHHHHH

I DIDNT MEAN IT LKLE TAHT

kenma:
CLIPPED
IM POSTING THIS

KOZUME STOP.

kenma:
ok queef queen😫

WHO?!?

kuroo:
you're the only girl in the gc
therefore, you are the only one with the ability to queef.

yū:
LMFAOOO QUEEF QUEEN

blocked.
all of you

fuck you hoe

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