vs impostor oneshots

weekend (green x red)

It was a regular Saturday morning, which meant the crewmates and impostors got a day off from doing tasks. Many of the beans would use this free time wisely by doing something productive or other things. Red, on the other hand, does what he wants, like the lazy idiot he is. He was laying in bed, still sleeping soundly until he got woken up by the loud blaring of his alarm.

"uuugghhhh......just a few more minutessss....." He groaned. He didn't feel like getting up to turn his alarm off, so he waited until it stopped. While he was waiting, he noticed something had changed. Red looked over at the spot where Green, his husband, would normally sleep.

"...aw man" He was upset that his husband had got up because it meant that he wouldn't be able to cuddle with him, which normally helps him go to sleep. "what a bummer, now i have to get up. uugghhh......" Red slowly rolled out of bed and onto the ground, causing a loud thud. He didn't care. He felt extra lazy today.

Red got up and immediately heard a sizzling noise, causing him to go to the kitchen. When he got there, he was met with Green, who was making breakfast for the two of them. Red groaned once more, causing Green to face towards him.

"Hey sleepyhead. Sleep good?" Red walked over and hugged his husband from behind. "mmmmfff......yeah..." He mumbled, half awake. Green chuckled and kissed Red on the cheek. He knew that Red liked to oversleep, especially on days like this. He couldn't blame him, though, he was also tired of doing tasks everyday for a week straight, and they didn't really have anything planned anyway.

Green looked over at the frying pan he was holding, he was making eggs. "Do you want me to make you some pancakes? Or would you like eggs? Or something else?" He asked his lover. "ummmm...." Red responded. "well like.....i would feel kinda bad making you cook two things......erm" Green normally cooked food for the both of them since Red is a horrible cook, so Red would sometimes feel a bit bad. "Babe it's fine, really. Just tell me what you want and I'll make it for you." Green responded.

"noo its fine reallyy. i'll just have eggs" Red whined. "Well, if you say so..." Green walked towards the fridge and grabbed 2 more eggs. While Green was doing that, Red got distracted by a picture on the fridge. There were a bunch of pictures on the fridge, almost all of them including Green and Red, but there is one that always stood out to him.

It was a picture of Green, Red, and their child, Yarlowmando.

Red missed Yarlowmando, the both of them did. When Yellow took her kid back from them, Red was upset, like, really upset. He spent the next week crying in their bedroom. Green didn't want to leave Yarlow either, but he knew it was going to happen anyway. I mean, they literally just took him when Yellow died and claimed him as theirs. But on the other hand, he was a little glad. The both of them had no parenting skills whatsoever. Green walked into the living room one day and saw Red teaching Yarlow how to shoot somebody with a gun, so he wanted to wait a bit before they try to adopt another child.

Red was lost in thought until Green spoke up. "I know you miss him, Red." He must have glanced over and saw that he was looking at that photo. Red walked over to Green and hugged him again. "i know....it just....it felt like yarlow really was our kid....it all happened so fast.....and..." Red started tearing up. "i-i just.....im sorry for crying....i just miss him....." Green turned to look at his husband, putting a hand on his cheek. "It's ok Red. It's going to be ok." Green wiped Red's tears with his hand before giving him a small kiss on the lips.

"Now, uh...how do you want your eggs..?"

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"ok uhm....what do you wanna watch?" Red asked. The two had finished their meal, now cuddled up on the couch with a big blanket wrapped around them. "Hmm....maybe romance?" Green suggested. "oohh, that could work!!"

Red looked for a romance movie for them to watch. After finding one, the two became immersed into the movie, that is until a kissing scene popped up. 

"ewwww lol" Red teased. "Oh come on, Red..." Green knew he was joking, but still played along. "hehe you'd do that with meee" Red said. "Hell yeah I would." Green responded, which ended up with the two making out.

They were now completely ignoring the movie, and instead focusing on each other. Green had gotten on top of Red, moving his hand down to Red's waist, while Red kept his hands on Green's face. Red let a few curious fingers move around his body since he didn't really mind. They kissed each other for about 5 minutes straight, sometimes breaking apart for air, until a really loud scream played in the movie, scaring the both of them.

"AAAAAA WTF WHY WAS THERE A SCREAM" Red yelled, obviously being the one who was more scared. "ISN'T THIS A FUCKING ROMACE MOVIE????" He exclaimed. "I think the main character found out that her boyfriend was cheating on her." Red looked towards the TV. Green was right, the main character walked in on her boyfriend and another girl sleeping together.

"oh"