Donald the alpha sigma gamma kappa mappa fappa- whatever male except for omega- yuck- growled loudly.
"Grrrrrrrrr 😡, meow," he did a fuckie wuckie and accidentally meowied 😰. Oopsie. Yuckie. Meowies were for disgusting kitty furry femboy incel omegas 🤢 like Joe uwu owo 🥰😘🥺. (R.i.p my keyboard after this.)
Whatever. Donnie wonnie was alpha sigma gamma kappa mappa fappa male. He couldn't meowie weowie like that. He was the knwight in shwining awmow of damsels in distwesses 🥺.
It dwidn't make sense. The nawwator will stwop bweing cwinge now, uwu 😖. Sowwy.
Donnie wonnie hated Joey's guts. That's why he always picked fights with him. Joey woey was a pathetic omega kitty witty. He wasn't even completely literate and literally an incel wincel 😖. No, kids. Incel is not wincel. That's what Joe thinks it is.
Then why did Donnie wonnie feel uwu owo blushie wushie emotions with him. Joe, the pathetic omega kitty was his enemy. And Donald was an alpha sigma gamma kappa mappa fappa male 😡. This was unacceptable. No.
He couldn't have feelings for Joe Woe. He had higher standards. He liked uwu damsels in distresses being attacked by dangerous big bad wolves 🥺. And he wanted to save them all. All the defenseless uwu owo damsels in distresses 😍.
Defenseless damsels in distresses having free will was impossible. Not even an option. His fights with Joe had nothing to do with that. He just liked fighting with Joey Woey uwu owo cutie omega furry wurry. Wait 😱, did Donnie wonnie just say cutie omega? Uwu owo?
No! This couldn't be. Another fuckie wuckie. "Meowie!" Joe, the uwu owo pitiful omega 🤢 moaned and Donnie wonnie almost cummie wummied in his pants.
(I'm so sorry.)
"GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR," Donnie wonnie growled louder. Joey woey the pitiful uwu owo femboy incel omega whimpered 🥺.
(What am I doing with my life?)
Joey woey was scared wared by Donnie wonnie's alpha sigma gamma kappa mappa fappa pheromones. So, he cummie wummied in his pants because he was an uwu owo pitiful defenseless femboy incel omega 😖.
"I don't hate you," Donnie wonnie bit his tongue and the bitten piece fell to the floor due to the big bad lie that came out of his mouthie wowthie 🥺.
"R-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-reawwy?" Joe, the catboy uwu owo pitiful incel defenseless femboy omega womega stutterie wutteried.
"Y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-yes," Donald, the alpha sigma gamma kappa mappa fappa male stutterie wutteried back with his half bitten tongue. He enjoyed the feeling of the pain because Donnie wonnie was masochistic uwu owo?????!!!!!!!!!
(I can't do this.)
"UWU," Joey woey said and Donnie wonnie cummie wummied in his pants.
Donnie wonnie let out a happy alpha sigma gamma kappa mappa fappa groan and kissed Joey woey the pitiful omega womega incel femboy.
They french kissie wissied and Donnie wonnie bit Joey woey's tongue, tore a portion and swallowed it. Joey woey gasped but then Donnie wonnie smiled, "Now we match."
Joey woey let out happy nyas and kissed Donnie wonnie again.
(Please. Send help. Save me.)
Donnie wonnie suddenly got horny worny owo uwu so he undressed Joey woey, the pitiful incel omega womega with insecurities :( and cat ears. Joey woey let out a squeakie weakie 😖.
Donnie wonnie then smirked like a hippopotamus and chucklie wucklied like a mammoth 🦣. Joey woey turned red in embarrassment and squeakie wrakied again like a gorilla 🦍.
(What the fuck am I doing with my life?)
"Donnie wonnie,🥺" Joey woey looked at him pitifully.
"You and I won't be virgins anymore," Donnie wonnie 🦣ed at him. Joey woey 🦍ed back.
Then they fuckie wuckied. Donnie wonnie put his sausage 🌭 inside Joey woey's asshole. Joey woey moanie woanied 😩 and Donald the alpha sigma gamma kappa mappa fappa male teeheed like a dolphin 🐬.
(NOT SAUSAGE. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?)
Then they both got freaky zeaky zeaky freaky and had 12 children. They lived happily ever after uwu owo. The narrator definitely didn't rush the ending because they don't want to write smut between human beings and get traumatized 😖.
But Donnie wonnie and Joey woey aren't human beings! 😡 Donnie wonnie is an alpha sigma gamma kappa mappa fappa malie walie. Joey woey is a pitiful catboy incel femboy defenseless omega womega!
Whatever, this story ends here. Or does it?
(I can't believe I wrote this in one sitting without crying. It's been 30 minutes.)
