Adam was so done with eve
Like wtf even was she
She had weird balls of fat on her chest
She bled a lot
Adam had a bad fear of blood so that wasn't good
And she HAD A WEIRD SQUIRMY THING INSTEAD OF A PENIS
Adam sighed, he defiantly preferred penises to squirmy things
"Yo what's up Adam" said God
"Idk man... Boobs just don't do it for me" Adam sighed
"Yeah I feel you bro" God said
So god thought long and hard
"Well.. I kinda need you and Eve to be together to make babies and increase the population.." God explained
Adam looked sadly at the ground
"But..." God continued, "I could make you a side hoe"
Adam liked this idea so he nodded
Then God created Steve
Adam thanked God before leaving for Netflix and chill with Steve
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And that's how gay people and side hoes were created :)
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Adam and Steve
HumorI'm sick of annoying twats at my school saying "it's Adam and Eve not Adam and Steve" so I wrote this :)
