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Adam was so done with eve

Like wtf even was she

She had weird balls of fat on her chest

She bled a lot

Adam had a bad fear of blood so that wasn't good

And she HAD A WEIRD SQUIRMY THING INSTEAD OF A PENIS

Adam sighed, he defiantly preferred penises to squirmy things

"Yo what's up Adam" said God

"Idk man... Boobs just don't do it for me" Adam sighed

"Yeah I feel you bro" God said

So god thought long and hard

"Well.. I kinda need you and Eve to be together to make babies and increase the population.." God explained

Adam looked sadly at the ground

"But..." God continued, "I could make you a side hoe"

Adam liked this idea so he nodded

Then God created Steve

Adam thanked God before leaving for Netflix and chill with Steve

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And that's how gay people and side hoes were created :)

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