Welp, here we go again! More incorrect quotes from differing franchises just for fun!
Disventure Camp
Aiden walking into the kitchen and seeing all their limes peeled: Jake, I love you but, what the h-e-double FUCK.
Jake, sipping coffee happily: I love you too :)
Ellie: I wanna die.
Riya: We all do, you aren't special!
Aiden: I'm afraid of clowns. There, I said it.
James: Aiden, if you don't like clowns, why are you hanging with Jake?
Gabby: You believe me?
Ellie: Gabby, you're the last good person on this planet. I'd believe cartoon birds braided your hair this morning.
*The gang when they drop food on the floor*
Drew: Aw man. *Throws it away*
Tom: Five second rule!
Nick: Foolish germs, thinking they can stop me!? *Eats it off the floor*
Jake: *Sobs on the floor*
Alec: A pessimist sees a dark tunnel.
Grett: An optimist sees light at the end of the tunnel.
Riya: A realist sees a freight train.
Yul: The train driver sees three idiots standing on the tracks.
*While waiting outside the principal's office*
Fiore: What are you in for?
Lake: Oh, they just want to know if it's cool if I miss my classes tomorrow to run sound and lights for a presentation in the auditorium. What about you?
Fiore: I stabbed a kid with a screwdriver.
Lake: ...
Fiore: ...
Lake: We live very different lives.
Fiore: Yes we do.
Kai, about Yul: I would never say that my partner is a bitch and I don't don't like them. That's not true... My partner is a bitch and I like them so much!
Total Drama
MK: That was so hot, Julia.
Julia: I literally called the person who just flirted with you a degenterate dog and told them I hope they get dragged through the streets.
MK: I'm so in love with you.
Izzy: Some people are like slinkies.
Noah: What?
Izzy: Not really good for much but bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
Noah: ....
Noah: Please don't push Owen down the stairs.
Izzy, pushing Owen down the stairs: Too late.
Heather: I don't hate you. I hate everyone.
Alejandro: The feeling is mutual.
Wayne: Three of the four elements are represented as types of hockey. Air hockey, ice hockey, and field hockey. Fire hockey needs to be a thing.
Bowie: Fire hockey absolutely does NOT need to be a thing.
Raj: Do you care NOTHING for the balance of the four elements?!
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SuperEan's Book of Randomness
RandomThis book's just me, myself, and I sharing my thoughts on, or showing stuff like fan-art that I've made relating to many of the fandoms that I'm usually a part of, like Danganronpa, Total Drama/Disventure Camp, Nintendo, etc., and maybe even some sn...
