Short Stories

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

"bubbles are a metaphor"
"oh?"
"They're a metaphor for my wall."
"blud what"
"i broke my wall again....."
"OML"

"Did you know caterpillars were once pillars."
"According to who?"
"Wikihow"
"Wiki how to do DEEZ NUTS"
"I'm turning you into a pillar."

"Me and the gang getting waffles???"
"No."
"But I WANT A WAFFLE."
"Dude its 3am."
"So?"
"A witch is gonna come chase you down bru..."
"ANYTHING BUT THE WITCHES!!"