Harry is definitely drunk // drarry

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harry:
he hates me
I'll die a virgin

pansy:
you won't

ron:
uh
what's parkinson
doing in our group chat?

harry:
uh i added her

pansy:
yes weasley
keep up
NOW
he's lying
draco is smitten with
you i saw him grow up
admiring you and cutting out
your pictures from papers
he has a potter mural

mione:
that's not healthy

ron:
omg he's obsessed with harry
stalker vibes much

harry:
nooo pansyyyy
he HATEDS ME
okay
he said he haz no
feelingss for mei

pansy:
i told you potter
he's mad about you
he's just in daniel
DENIAL
HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW
ANY DANIEL

harry:
i can think of one
but ugh i don't
know whar to doooo

mione:
maybe just give
him a couple days
maybe he'll think straight
after a prolonged no contact
period from harry

pansy:
granger, he can't think
straight. he's gay.
and yes i agree

harry:
so i ignotre him?

ron:
no
you ignore him

harry:
same thing

pansy:
yes sure

mione:
let's hope he comes to
his senses 🙏

harry:
🙁