today was a surprisingly calm morning with the nordicks(and canada). usually mornings are like world world three given how damn chaotic that shit is and there was NEVER any silence. but they finally got their peace an quiet for once. Norway was drinking hot chocolate or uhm brown water idk, liceland was teaching their army of head lice how to do the stanky leg in booty shorts, Denmark was taped to the wall, and the gays(fin and can) were smacking each other's asses with hockey stick. what productive morning!! usually most mornings end up with denmark NOT being taped to the wall with pink sparkly duct tape. oh yeah and sweden was taking a shit or something idk tbh...
too bad all good things come to an end....
breast implants🐺
SOOOO SWEDEN LITERALLY FALLS DOWN THE STAIRS WHILE SCREAMING HIS HEAD OFF.
swedens was runnin around like a kid on cocaine (im not surprised if he was on cocaine)"OH MY GOSH FUCKERS IM FAMOUS IM FAMOUS AAAAA!!!! IM ABOUT TO SHIT MY PANTS"
"oo la la la i love eating shit!! especially yours sweden!" myanmar says while grinning
norgay walks up to myanmar and goessss
"burma what the fuck are you doing in MY house..."
in the background you can hear the all mighty lice lord go "I PAY THE BILLS FUCKFACE??!!"
"SHUT THE FUCK UP ICELAND. anywaysss myanmarr GET OUTT"
"aw shucks, screw you bitch ill be back... ill be back.." myanmar whispers to him self maliciously while crawling back up the chimney
"OK NOW THE MYANMAR LEFT I NEED TO TELL YOU GUYS SOMETHING!!!" sweden announces while struggling to climb up onto the coffee table "ALRIGHTY YOU GUYS ALL LISTENING??"
Denmark goes "mmmphhlauyhsmmu7763666666" well, to be fair that's all she can really say since shes duct taped to the wall (her mouth is taped too sooo...)
"DENMARK SHUT UP NOBODY ASKED!! FINLAND CANADA STOP SMACKING EACHOTHERS ASSES AND LISTEN TO SWEDEN, ICELAND WHY DO YOU HAVE AN ARMY OF HEADLICE??"
lowkey mista liceguy was offended so he made his army attack norway.
SO WHILLEEE THAT SHIT WAS HAPPENING SWEDEN STARTED TO YAP
"MY MUKBANG CHANNEL WENT VIRAL YALL MY MUKBANGS!!! AAAJHA YAYYA"
ngl they didnt know bro did mukbangs so they were like "oh is that why your so fat" and by they i mean finland so bro ended up getting his ass beat by sweden AND canada
"MMMMPHHHNHS55HYYY665622!!!! MMMM MMAAAIPPOAIIH!!!!" Denmark kept yelling for some odd reason and they all got REALLY AND I MEAN REALLYYY annoyed so they threw denmark into the basement and put him duct tape on her mouth.
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little did they know... ### was watching.
"MWAHAHAAAHAA THE NORDICS ARE SO STUPID.. THEY DIDNT EVEN SEE ME!!! well denmark did but she was duct taped to the wall for some reason.." the mystery figure said to himself "WELL At Least i DIDNT GET CAUGHT!!! RIGHT MY EVIL SIDE KICK RONALD MCDONALD???!"
"FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME MY NAME IS SKANE YOU BITCH"
"yap yap yap idgaf its the time same" the evil villain mystery villian says while going to Swedens mukbang channel on youtube "the plan is still going well, we WILL take over swedens super skibidi mukbangs... heheheeh..."
TO BE CONTINUED
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counrty humansdry bitch and the happy lad FINLAND X CANADA ?!??!?!?!?!
Poetryfinland n canada countryhumans oh em gee ppl on discord told me to write this btw
