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"Trailblazer they took my rear, i can't take a dump." boothill awkwardly stood in front of the deformed stickmman looking ass trailblazer with dread in their concave buttcheeks.
"wait what" replied the trailblazer, confused by the cowboy's sudden statement
"muddlefudger look here" boothill proceeds to points at his once formidable but missing metal rear, with a slobbered bite mark
The trailblazer asked outta those 16 pixels of mouth, "Wdym they took your asscheeks boothill."
"That darn snapperfish, they took my buttocks. My colon is gone."
Boothill slapped their ass with a resounding metal clang, it echoed due to the curvature of that ass. No colon, no shit, no gas, no farts. Boothill's remaining humanity was once again chipped at. His asscheeks and colon were one of the few things he had left other than his head, everything else was just cyborg.
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Fnaf cat side eyed the two, wondering what the hell were these assholes talking about. Except for bootthill, that cowboy got no asshole.
"Who the fuck is the snapperfish?" the trailblazer picked their nose.
"son of a nice lady, you don't know the snapperfish!?" boothill roared, snatching the trailblazer's collar as his spittle made of gas splattered on the trailblazer's face.
The trailblazer cringed at the smell of gas and smoke that threatened to make him vomit, "tf bitch, i don't."
"The snapperfish they..." boothill collapsed to his knees, slamming his hands on the floor with tears of oil running down his white ass face. "The snapperfish... they come at night to steal any sons of a nice lady's arse from them sleeping folk."
"Why would they do that?"
"They fancy dem tails, trailblazer. They really like them toasty buns, that's all I can say." Boothilll sniffled.
"That sound kinda gay." the trailblazer smeared their boogers on boothill's hat.
"IT IS GAY!" boothill leapt to his feet, smacking trailblazer with his metal head.
The trailblazer fell to the ground, their chin bleeding and suddenly disappeared into a pile of cards.
"N-Nani?!" Boothill stood horrified in front of the pile of burning cards, it smelt like shit too.
"Hey there Boothill." An unfamiliar voice rang out as cards circled Boothill into some kind of dome.
"Who goes there!?"
There was a slow clapping approaching, like some cliche evil villain entrance. IT WAS SCAR FROM WUTHERING WAVES.
"YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE HERE!" Boothill grinds their teeth like a saw.
"But I am, and I'll tell you a lil something Boothill." Scar got up and personal with Boothill. Omgiez this reminded Boothill of some gay shit. "I am the snapperfish."
"YOU WERE THE FUDGING SNAPPERFISH?!???" Boothill kicked Scar's onigiri coochie back with vengeance. His poor asscheeks needed reparations.
"AURGH!" Scar doubled over, clutching his onigiri strip of seaweed, and it smelt like seaweed too. "I CAN'T HELP IT! I LIKE ASS!"
"YOU BISEXUAL MOTHERFUDGER, GIVE ME BACK MY ASS!" Boothill slapped Scar like the pimp he was.
"YOU'RE ASS SHIT ANYWAYS. IT AIN'T EVEN REAL, IT JUST SILICONE. PLUS, IT DETACHABLE SO IS IT REALLY YOUR ASS!?"
"Y-You—TAKE THAT BACK!" Anime girl tears bursted from Boothill's eyes as he slapped Scar again.
Metal against flesh and bone hurt like a bitch and Scar ended up the one sobbing for real and from pain unlike Boothill. Scar was on his knees clutching his cheek like he was the one personally wronged here even though he was the snapperfish that snapped up booty like he was getting paid for it.
"WHERE IS MY ASS!" Boothill kicked Scar in the onigiri manko again.
"AURGH PLEASE, JUST LET ME HAVE MY BOOTY CHEEKS!" Scar sobbed, pathetic snot dribbling down his nose and chin.
"I'LL BE DOING THE WORLD A SERVICE FOR GETTING YOU TO RETURN EVERYONE'S BOOTYCHEEKS, BUT FIRST, GIVE MINE!"
"PLEASE, IT'S ALL I HAVE AFTER ROVER REJECTED ME!"
"BOOHOO YOU SON OF A NICE LADY, I'LL BE KICKING YOU WHERE THE SUN DON'T SHINE EVEN MORE! AND I'LL EVEN TAKE OFF MY BOOTS SO YOU CAN FEEL THAT METAL ALL UP IN YOU!!"
"W-Woah, cyborg feet? 😳"
"NO MORE CYBORG FEET YOU FREAK! I'M NOT GETTING FREAKY WITH YOU!"
Scar wailed again. He couldn't get freaky with Rover, and now he couldn't be freaky with all the booty cheeks he's stolen over the past couple of months. He could no longer be THE SNAPPERFISH.
"The bootycheeks they–" Scar hiccuped over his emotional anguish and literal pain from his manko. "They with that cat over there."
The fnaf cat awkwardly stood there in shock that Scar ratted them out like that.
Boothill took out his gun and shot the cat dead. A suspiciously large bag dropped from the dead body like how loot dropped in a game. Boothill could smell it, HIS SILICONE BOOTY CHEEKS WERE THERE!
BOOTHILL HOWLED, BECOMING THE ALPHA WOLF HE WAS AS HE LUNGED FOR THE BAG. HE TORE IT OPEN WITH HIS SHINY METAL MUSCLES THAT WERE FAKE AS HELL AND THERE IT WAS, HIS ASSCHEEKS. HE'LL FINALLY BE ABLE TO SHIT AGAIN!
CRASH
"WHO GOES THERE!?" Boothill snapped his gun to the person that broke down the wall. But, it wasn't a person, it was A CORPORATION?
IT WAS HOYOVERSE IN THE FLESH. THAT STUPID BLUE PURPLE CIRCLE AS THE ICON FOR THE COMPANY WAS THERE.
"You'll be having no ass, Boothill." They snatched up Boothill's silicone implants.
"WH-WHY!? I CAN'T HAVE MY DAUGHTER, AND NOW I CAN'T HAVE MY ASS?!!??"
"You'd be too powerful if you had it. Your simps are too powerful because of you. Goodbye."
Hoyoverse left through the hole in the wall they made, and when Boothill rushed to tackle the corporation down, he was stopped by an invisible wall. He pounded on the wall, yowling all the while.
"I CAN'T CURSE, I CAN'T HAVE MY DAUGHTER, AND NOW I CAN'T SHIT! FUDGE YOU UNIVERSE! FUDGE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!"
The End.
(A/N: i don't think i'll ever work on my undertale fic again, not when i've made this.
