Okay so this has been quite awhile since I wrote this so I'm just start off where I was.
While Neptune was eating Ur-Anus
( seriously who named him that tho )
It was a knock on the door
Knock- knock
Uranus: ahh Neptune stop right quick~
Neptune: okay... what happend
Uranus: s- someone is a-at th-the door.
Uranus struggled to get the words out of his mouth after what happens to him
Uranus: I'm gonna go check
When he got up he fell right on the floor ( his horny ass had fell on his face)
Uranus: owww!
Neptune: lol that's so funny ima go check who it is
Uranus: u so dumb go put on ur clothes and why didn't u help me up!?
Neptune: okay and I didn't feel like it
Neptune had put on his clothes and picked up Uranus to put him on the couch.
Neptune: I'm coming to the door.
Uranus: hahaha you are (coming) to the door
I know I spelled it wrong okay!
Neptune: thats not what I meant!!!
He got the door and opened it. To his suprise it was mercury.
Mercury: hello Neptune
Neptune: hello unknown planet
Uranus in the back ground: Neptune that's one of the planets!
Neptune: ohhhh you are mercury, what do u need
Mercury: well the sun said make sure u guys house are clean because he is coming around to check.
Neptune: what do clean- ohhh clean okay
(This bitch is slow)
Mercury: u are so dumb but I'm gonna go bye!
Neptune slammed the door and went back to the couch.
Neptune: mercury said that we need to make sure our houses are clean because sun will come around and check. Not to mention but he called me dumb
Uranus: okay.... Wait- HE CALLED U DUMB
Neptune: I mean it's not that serious-
Uranus: U TOLD ME ABOUT IT SO DO U WANT ME TO TELL THE SUN OR LEAVE IT BE.
Neptune: tell the sun
Uranus: okay
Uranus pulled out his phone and texted sun
In the text
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U: hey sun!
S: oh hey Uranus
U: tell ur little "friend" to not call Neptune dumb
S: and what u gonna do if I don't
U: I'm not gonna be in my orbit until I complete my orbit around u! And u know that will take a while.
S: fine, I'll shoot a solar flare but u better have that house clean up and Neptune!
U: how did u know- never mind I'll clean it
S: okay is that all u needed
U: yeah that's about it
S: alright
____________________
Uranus: okay so I'm done texting sun but we need to clean this house
Neptune: too late I'm done cleaning.
Uranus: wtf
So what happened was Neptune cleaned the house while Uranus was texting sun. Also Neptune didn't really clean anything he just putted the trash under the couch but why would sun check under the couch?
Knock- knock
Uranus: that must be sun. I'll get the door
This time Uranus could go walk to the door
Sun: this house better be clean.
20mins later
Sun: looks like the house is clean but I need to check under the couch.
Neptune: OH SHIT!
Sun: okay y'all are banned to leave this house for 3 weeks!
Uranus: NEPTUNE!
Neptune: sorry
Sun: I'm just gonna leave
Uranus: NEPTUNE! Why the fuck would u put the trash under the fucking couch
Neptune: well I just wanted to hide the trash not exactly clean it
Uranus: thanks to u now we are stuck together for 3 weeks
Neptune: I guess u are welcome?
Uranus: I was being sarcastic
Okay well that is all for know bye? ✌🏽
