The Forgotten S-Rank [Johann Chu X Fem Reader]

"A Fool And A Mirror"

Chapter 1: "A Fool And A Mirror"

The fool who once dictates and degrades herself through the mirror, must now rely on it to regain her very 'self'.

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If our dear protagonist, Y/N L/N could describe herself in three words it would be 'ugly, mediocre, and boring.' Is what the idiot thinks as she scrutinize her perfectly normal face and body in the bathroom mirror.

It truly baffles me knowing the fact that there are much more serious issues in the world and in her life yet she chose to dwell on her appearance.

How her nose is apparently and I quote— "sooooo large that it's sticking out of my face!" or the terrible acne that she can't seem to get rid off.

Boohoo isn't the life of Y/N L/N just so unbelievably tragic?

Nevermind that some of us has never had a physical body much less a story of their own.

With the dozens of paragraphs that I have wasted, our dear protagonist is still taking her sweet time trying to pick apart everything that she sees in the mirror—or maybe even beyond that.

Her eyes searching for something more, maybe just maybe she could find one thing that could bring her out of this monotony.

A bitter laugh escapes from her lips as she find that childlike fantasy ridiculous, afterall dwelling in your own imagination and clinging to hopeless dreams does not do anyone any good.

Indeed my dear readers, my heart aches (If I have one that is) to tell you that our Y/N isn't really an entertaining protagonist to follow.

In fact, she's probably the most boring protagonist in all the tales that have ever been written. Afterall, a simple mind results to a bland personality and a bland personality brings about a boring character.

And a boring character is a big no for an epic tale.

But fret not dear readers, that is why I am here the most splendid, epic and dashing,  teller of tales you'll ever encounter. For it is my job to make up for the lack of action in this dreadfully monotonous story that we're stu—

SHWACK

Oh dear, what was that?

Ah it was just Y/N jumping in the mirror

How silly

Wait..

Y/N jumping in the mirror!?

Well... back to work...

yippie

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Cold.. That's all she could feel, there was absolutely no pain or whatsoever. 

Considering her reckless (I prefer the term idiotic) stunt earlier, she herself was shocked.