Adventure's with my Scharacters

The superior Race

Lance: Dinosaurs are predominant species, they have circled back around before the start of human apes. And are therefore the dominant species, and are the first native species to walk this earth. But it's a shame that they weren't born Anno Domini.
Norman: well the fact that dinosaurs got completely whipped out by meteor showers and probably were frozen over, and or melted in lava due to volcanic eruptions, it is proven to a lot of people that dreams can die, and Dinosaurs were not the superior race...They were inferior.
Lance: I'm sick in a hospital bed and you have ruined my childhood with those words. And possibly my next few however many seconds God'll let me breathe, and you have shortened it by 70x the minutes of light waves.
Norman: sucks, to suck.

Resembling

Loki: You act like a child, therefore you're childish.
Marie: You sound sick, so therefore you're Feverish.
Brian: you sound like good acquaintances, so therefore the relationship was Ok-ish?
Vicky: You sound hungry, you must be famished.
Luke: You sound like a model, and therefore Stylish.
Calum: You sound like a small infinite boy who lost his mom in the store, are you sure you're not boyish?
Kiki: You laugh a lot, are you ticklish?
Norman: You sound small, therefore Dwarfish...wait no, that came out wrong!!

Midnight stroll

12 year old Cherlus: what does a doctor do, in order for the patient to not wake up mid surgery?
Moana: Sleeping gas?
12 year old Cherlus: can a Forensic scientist also perform on a sleeping body?
Moana: No, but they can work on dead one's.
(now)
Reporter: Ahhhh!!!
Cherlus: First of all stop screaming in my ear.
Reporter: if you were a doctor I would be in less pain!!
Cherlus: If I were a doctor, you would have been dead.
Reporter: I wish I was dead.
Cherlus: I can't kill you!!!
Reporter: why not?
Cherlus: cause I don't want to go to jail for manslaughter.
Reporter: Then why were you opening my stomach?
Cherlus: Because I thought you were dead.
Reporter: So you find a body in the middle of the woods and assume it's dead?
Cherlus: yes. You weren't moving, and I checked your pulse, and you were dead.
Reporter: wow, wow, wow. That's messed up.
Cherlus: not if you're a Forensic Pathologist.
Reporter: a what?
Cherlus: a person who studies dead bodies, in a crime event area?
Reporter: Well what are you doing in the woods?
Cherlus: Contemplating things, and doing a midnight stroll.
Reporter: ...
Cherlus: ...So...do you want me to stitch you back up?

Just an idea

Stork: we should go on a road trip. Just you and me.
Aries: And what about the kids?
Stork: What about them?
Aries: they would be fending for themselves. All alone.
Stork: I wouldn't have suggested we go on a trip with just me and you if I didn't think about the kids.
Aries: they need parental guidance.
Stork: And I need a vacation.

Billy don't slap people

Richy: Billy, it's not nice to slap someone while they're unconscious...you have to dump cold water on their heads and then you can slap them.
Melton: Richy, no. Billy, don't slap people period.
(later in a mandatory teacher and parent session)
Loretta: um...we have some concerns.
Melton: ok? What type of concerns?
Loretta: well...Billy has been going around the playground, splashing cold water on people and then continuing to hit and...bite people...
Melton: ...(looks at Richy and then to Billy) ok?
Loretta: That's not all, when I asked him where he learned that, he said...and I quote... "My papa told me to tell anyone who asked me that question, that this is a great CPR tactic in case someone goes into hibernation...and/or you don't like something about them, or they have wronged you..." I then asked why he was hitting Max repeatedly...and he responded with a "because he looked at me funny."
Melton: ...(glares at Richy)
Richy: hmm...I didn't say those words in that way...