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Neil: max, you couldn't be romantic if you tried
Max: watch me.
Max: *walks up to nikki*
Max: roses are red, violets are blue,
Max: I can't rhyme for shit, date me please.
Nikki: I dunno Neil, seems pretty romantic to me.
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Nerris: do you have any pets?
Harrison: [remembers whatever tf gender Nerris is like sensitive guys]
Harrison: a cat
Nerris: cute! What's its name?
Harrison: [remembers people also like tough guys]
Harrison: missile launcher
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Neil: [asleep outside on the dock]
Max: hey nikki take these and make a penis on his stomach.
Nikki: >:}
Nikki: [takes the two oranges and a banana and places them accordingly on Neil's shirt.]
Neil: [now awake and sunburnt] WHY IS THERE A DICK ON MY CHEST???
Nikki and max: [dying laughing]
Neil: THIS IS A CRUELTY!!
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Gwen: Neil, you're the son I never had.
Neil: but you have max-
Gwen: max can't do shit.
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Ered: I don't wanna be cool anymore!
[tosses jacket]
[jacket comes back like a boomerang]
Ered; guess I don't have a choice [rock music starts playing]
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Now random images!!!

———————————Ered: I don't wanna be cool anymore! [tosses jacket][jacket comes back like a boomerang]Ered; guess I don't have a choice [rock music starts playing]——————————Now random images!!!

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