Q walked through the empty hallway, his shoes making a quiet slapping noise every step they take.
The bloodied footsteps lead from the communications room, all guards in the room mangled and unrecognizable. The alarms in the building were blaring red, hurting Q's eyes a little, but not to the point he needed to request backup to help them see.
"Stop right ther-...A...child?" A group of guards pointed their guns, one lowering theirs when they saw it was a kid.
Another guard's eyes widened when he got a good look at Q "Don't let your guard down!! That's Agent Q of the Port Mafia!" He shouted, causing others to tense up as they all shot at Q.
Q just stood there, letting one bullet from every guard graze him by tilting his body for them to hit him. "They have the aim of those stormtrooper guys from Starwars" Q sighed as they watced the rest of the bullets hit the wall behind him. They then let out a giggle as he hugged their doll tighter. "Because you hurt me, you all get a special mark!!" They grinned.
The guards dropped their weapons and attacked eachother bare handed. Q laughed as he strolled past the guards, blood curdling screams erupting from them as they were ripped to shreds by their own comrades. Suddenly, he stopped and turned around.
"Oh! Right, who was ordered to attack Ichiyo Higuchi?" They asked "Yusei, Mei, Aki, Fumiko and Chiyo" one of the remaining guards answered, panting. Q softly smiled "Thanks so much mister! For being so nice, I'll kill you myself! Quickly and easily!" He lifted his shorts a little to reveal the gun strapped around his leg, they aimed it at the guard's head and "Bang!" The guard fell limp on the ground.
"Um, since your the remaining guard, just kill yourself" Q said to the other guard.
The hallways in the building were unbearably long for Q and the red lights from alarms were still flasing. He found a large door that had a sign reading 'File Storage' how easy to identify.
Now this could mean two things. One, it's a blatantly obvious trap that's meant to lure intruders. Or two, it actually has important information and the guards probably aren't payed enough to remember the rooms off by heart. If it is two, it could be online files, or real files. Q hopes their physical files, he hates trying to figure out those stupid folders and keys and random paswords and shit.
Q stole a keycard from the corpse of a guard a while ago, so he decided to see if it would work on this door. It did.
The room seemed normal enough but they weren't taking chances. He threw his doll inside, it was their ability, so it'd come back in a few minutes anyway if it was destroyed. Nothing happened.
To his dismay, the files on people were on the huge computer, what a dreadful outcome. Q fumbled around with files to find a password, to their surprise (not really) it was... 'Password0'. Q frowned in annoyance "Seriously..? What kind of joke organization is this? I'd expect this from Mister Dazai alone..."
Sadly, finding their targets wasn't as easy as breaking into the computer. "Shimura, Chazuke- hang on what- nevermind I guess their parents hated them- ahah! Found them!" Q looked at the stats of the 5 assholes who were sent after Higuchi.
"Dead... dead, dead, alive and hospitalized...hm" Q made sure not to waste his time looking for the three who were already dead. They wrote on a piece of paper that he only needed Aki and Chiyo.
It didn't take long to find the main office where the boss resided. Despite having low expectations, he was very cautious and pressed their head against the door to listen in to the conversation inside.
"I see, we'll make sure that all ventilation systems will emit toxic gas" he heard. Curiously he threw his doll in one of the vents, if it it fell, that'd mean the guy wasn't lying about toxic gas. Nothing.
Q gripped his gun and charged in, shooting at the desk. At least the boss was more cunning than his pathetic subordinates. "What a interesting child" Q coughed up blood as they were flung into a wall.
"Shoot..." Q groaned as he got out from the wall, their doll laughing maniacally "Just die already!!!" He yelled at the man. Their doll ripped it's head in half, causing the boss to scream.
Q ran forward and stabbed a dagger into the man's abdomen "Shut up!! Your screams aren't nearly as fun as your subordinates!!!". Q weakly pushed him down to the ground and he may or may not have somehow snapped his neck against one of the boxes. "Sigh I expected too much" they looked through his desk to find the information Mori had wanted.
He'd completed his mission, but not their goal. He got a call from the boss, naturally they answered because ignoring the Mafia Boss is a bad idea.
"Yes?" "Yumeno, I assume you finished?" "Of course sir!!" Q cheered "Wonderful. I'm sorry but I'm afraid you can't spend anymore time messing around there" "Huh??? Why not?" "I need those documents as soon as possible. If you ruin my work because you decided to play, there will be consequences" Mori then hung up.
Q scoffed "So boring!! Hm, I guess I could do this instead~" they giggled as he left the room, no longer holding their ability.
The building blew up. Q could only pray that Aki and Chiyo were inside since there was a high chance he wouldn't be allowed out for a while.
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