TOUCH ME!![yandere Haikyuu x Male Reader]

Chapter 18.

Y/Ns POV:

After everything that went down, we all eventually decided it's time for lights out.

I go gather the sleeping bags from upstairs and come back down to sprawl them out on the living room floor. Shit. I didn't plan for sleeping arrangements.

"So uh, where's everyone going to sleep?," I asked.

"With you," everyone replies back.

"Oh..that's not.."

My face immediately feels warm, and I don't know whether to laugh or not.

"They can't be serious, right? Well, they're all staring at me, and no one's saying sike. Fuck, are they serious?!"

"We're just kidding Y/N bro, no need to look so tense!", Tanaka belowed, laughing just a little too hard. He came up to me and gave me a slap on the back. Surprised he didn't slap my lungs out of me.

"Well, we can't all sleep with Y/N." Kageyama pointed out.

"I think you're right for once, Kags.. I CALL DIBS!!" Nishinoya immediately sprang up and clinged onto me.

"OI, get off of him, you damn idiot!"
Kageyama then proceeds to grab one of the pillows that lay peacefully on the floor.

"Uh oh."

He raises the pillow up high and swings in down like Thors hammer. Without a second moments hesitation, I shoved Noya off of me and duck.

It's almost like it happened in slow motion.

The pillow whiplashed across his face. The muscles on his cheek squished inward, almost touching the inside of his opposite cheek. His head jerks forcefully to the side as he crashes to the ground.

Okay, well, maybe a little less dramatic than that, but you get my point.

Noya lay there for a second. Unmoving.

"KAGEYAMA, YOU KILLED HIM!" Hinata screeches in a panic.

Tsukki scoffs, "Good riddance."

Then, with such speed, one would find it impossible to comprehend it, Noya revives himself and smacks Kageyama upside the head with his own weaponized pillow.

"How the hell did he do that???"

Kageyama falls to the ground with a thud. He looks up at Noya with an expression of shock and anger.

"You think I'd let you knock me out in front of my Y/N and let you get away with it?" Noya's voice was oddly deep as he said this.

He turns to me and winks, a little twinkle in his eye,"This one's for you, baby." "Ew." He then makes a jump for Kageyama, swinging his pillow with all his might.

He misses.

" -100000 aura points."

He falls face flat, and for a moment, there's silence. Then absolute roaring laughter. Tanka was especially the loudest. Even Tsukki gave a little chuckle.

"PILLOW FIGHT!" Hinata jumps up and announces. Swinging a pillow across Yamaguchi's face. Poor Yams.

Everyone becomes unhinged animals and starts fighting each other. Innocent and unsuspecting bystanders catching strays for no reason. Kageyama was catching the most bodies, throwing pillows like hand grenades at full force.