Doni SMP Oneshots (ON HOLD)

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(First Person POV: Lynix)

I woke up to Doni with his face inches away from mine.

"Lynix! You're finaly awake!" Doni chirped happily, then grabbed me by my ankles and dragged me out of bed.

Talk about a rude awakening.

I hit the floor with a thud that caused Batman to perk up his ears and look at Doni.

"Doni!? What are you doing!?" I yelled as doni continued to drag me along behind him.

I attempted to squirm out of his grasp but he held fast. "I'm showing you something!" He said.

I sighed, whatever it was, It had better be worth it.

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(piks emit backwards)

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After about five minutes of Doni's draging me by the ankles through the underbrush, we finally reached our destination.

And my god. It was so worth it.

There was a giant lush cavern that somehow nobody had noticed hidden behind a thickt of trees.

It was the most magestic thing I had ever seen in my life; ten different streams of crystal clear water flowed down and pooled at the centre of the cavern.

Vines of glowing golden berries cascaded from the ceiling in green waves, bathing the entire cavern in soft gold light.

Axolotls swam through the crystal clear water, occasionaly one would catch a fish to eat.

I stared.

And then the floor opened up beneath me and I dropped down into freezing cold water.

I swam to the surface, gasping for air and clambered out of the pit.

Doni was rolling on the floor with laughter, clutching his stomach.

"Y-you should have seen the look on your face!!" Doni managed to wheeze out between giggles.

I was soaked and angry, "That was NOT funny Doni!" I yelled.

Doni picked himself up off the ground, still chuckling, and dusted himself off.

"Maybe it wasn't to you, but to me it was hilarious." He wiped a tear from his eye.

I stormed off with only one thing on my mind: Revenge.

I was thinking of a plan and walking back to my house when I saw Liger's Iron axe sitting beside a tree.

It was a lightbulb moment.

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(First Person POV: Doni's)

I watched as lynix stormed away, sopping wet. That troll was absolutely perfect.

I would have to thank Bionic for the redstone circuit later, but for now, I was going to go sleep, I had speant all night working on this troll.

I flew back to my Nest/Tree house, curled up, and closed my eyes.

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(TiMe SkIp)

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My eyes snapped open. Something was wrong.

I heared a steady thumping sound and poked my head out to see Lynix trying to cut down one of the nearby trees.

Specifically the one my old nest was in.

I watched as the tree started to fall, and Lynix ran away. I then watches as the tree fell over the edge of the very steep mountainside and vanished from view.

Lynix cheered. I thought I would go mess with him a bit.

I flew down from my Nest and screeched, "LYNIX, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!?!"

Lynix looked up in fear. "D-Doni? What are you doing here?" he stuttered.

I fluffed up my feathers and tried to look as angry as possible without laughing.

"What am I doing here?! Why did you just ruin your house?!" I yelled.

He looked confused, "My house?"

"Yes Lynix. You actual donut, YOUR HOUSE" I pointed to the edge, "Is right under where you just sent a giant tree rocketing down the mountain!"

Lynix stared at me in horror, then rushed over and looked down the slope.

Sure enough, there was his house, crushed underneath a mess of branches.

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(First Person POV: Lynix)

I stared down in horror at the wreckage of my once beautiful home.

I turned and stood up, ready to make the long trek back down the mountain to see if there was anything salvageable.

I was hit in the face with a cake.

A/N: It's been a WHILE since I wrote anything. AND HOLY CRAP I HAVE 61 READS WHATTT.

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