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Big fear: slash

What is up sigmas! Sorry ignore that one. Anyways I'm very glad I was able to write this part so I could get it out of my brain and give it to you guys. Ive been pretty busy lately, and honestly that's not really gonna change for the next week. I'm finally on vacation and out doing stuff that doesn't involve sitting in my house so I won't have a lot of time to write but when I do I promise I'll get it out as fast as I can for you guys. But I'll stop talking now so you guys can read this.

Dian's Pov

I hate snakes. Can't stand them. I'm ok with them being locked in a cage so I don't have to get near them.

But the problem is that my boyfriend of year, Saul, or as everyone else knows him slash, loves snakes and even has one as a pet.

I had been putting off moving in with him for that soul reason. But I couldn't do that any longer. So here I am unloading all my stuff from my van to move in with him.

Saul was at the door holding it open for me before going and grabbing a box himself.

As I haul the box inside I put it on the ground and look up to see the tank of that damn animal. Just looking at it sent shivers up my spine.

"Well that should be it for now babe," Saul says coming up behind me putting his arms around my waist and snuggling into the crook of my neck.

My eyes wouldn't leave the tank. I was trying to figure out we're the damn thing was.

"Where's the snake, you didn't let it out did you?" I question him will staring daggers through the glass of the enclosure, still trying to find the creature inside.

"No I didn't let her out she's just sleeping. You don't need to worry," he states calmly.

"It you say so, let's go get this shit unpack shall we."

Time skip bitches

After unpacking all my shit I sat on the couch while Saul went out to get food for us to eat. As he went out the door my eyes traveled back to the snakes enclosure. Something didn't feel right. Since I had been here the thing hadn't come out of hiding.

So as scared as I was and as stupid as it might have been, I went over to the cage. I peeked through the glass and looked around. I looked behind the tree, in the log, everywhere and couldn't see it. I looked up at the top of the enclosure to see that it was wide open.

Oh. My. Fucking. God.

The damn thing was out. And no one but me was home to try an catch it. There is no way in hell I am going to go looking for that thing.

But it didn't really matter what I was thinking because as I stood next the the cage I saw the animal that was supposed to be inside of it slithering on the floor next to me. I let out a yelp, jumping on the couch grabbing an umbrella that was next to it and holding it as if it were a weapon.

Luckily for me Saul walked in the door, groceries in hand. I run and hid behind him shoving him towards the creature on the floor.

"You said that it wasn't out! Saul the cage was wide open!" I yell at the man in front of me.

"Ah shit, she does that sometime when I forget to lock it up all the way," he says calmly.

He puts down the groceries and picks up the snake putting it back in its enclosure, locking it up fully this time.

"There you go she's all put up now."

"Thank you. But just so you know the next time this happens I'm gonna hit it with the umbrella," I say finally putting it down.

"Please don't hit my snake."

"No promises."