Ateez Chatroom

First Meeting (1)

Kim Hongjoong added three people to this chat
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8:00 p.m.

Jongho
He's just gonna add us to this random group chat and not say anything?
It's literally been five minutes

Yunho
We already have a group chat.
Why did he add us to another one?

Hongjoong
Just shut up and be patient

Yunho
...

Kim Hongjoong added four people to this chat
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8:20

Jongho
Who the hell are these people?
And why the hell did it take you so long to put them in here?

Yunho
He's old that's why

Hongjoong
I am NOT that old you little sluts

Yunho
WOOOOOOAAAAAHHHHHH

Wooyoung
WOOAAAHHHH.
I don't even know this guy but damn

Jongho
That went way to far way too fast

Seonghwa
I agree.
Hongjoong, calm down

Hongjoong
...

Kim Hongjoong changed the chat name to 8 Gay Sluts

Seonghwa
Hongjoong

Kim Hongjoong changed the chat name to 8 Gay's

Wooyoung
Well now that's awkward

Yunho
^

Mingi
How he know I'm gay?
I don't even know this guy.
Seonghwa what's happening?

Jongho
I'm not gay tho

Yunho
...
That's one of the worst lies i've ever seen before, and it's on text

San
^

Jongho
He finally decided to alive himself and only send one thing, and it wasn't even a word

Yunho
Geez San what you been doing this whole time?

San
Stop bullying me!
Seonghwa 😭

Seonghwa
Well I'm guessing that everyone is here now, but where is Yeosang?

Mingi
No one gonna talk about how this San guy just got completely ignored...?

Wooyoung
Probably off playing video games somewhere or decided to drown himself in chicken

Yunho
...

Seonghwa
Well, go call him or something

Wooyoung
I'm too lazy, though, he's so far away

Seonghwa
Mingi

Mingi
What you want from me? I'm not even apart of this situation and would be more than happy to exit myself out BUT I CAN"T

Seonghwa
Fine, I'll go call him then you lazy idiots

Jongho
How can you drown yourself in chicken...?

Yunho
You're still hung up on that, that was like five minutes ago

Jongho
Not my fault I heard San unaliving himself again, he's literally in the room next to me

Wooyoung
OOP
I- 👀

Mingi
I don't even wanna know what that means

San
Stop telling people I unalive myself and alive myself, it literally doesn't make any sense

Wooyoung
Oh shit

Yunho
Sometimes I can still hear him snoring across the living room

San
I'M NOT DEAD
This is literally though text, HOW WOULD I BE TEXTING IF I'M DEAD
And you cannot hear my snoring you liar

Mingi
I'm so confused right now

Wooyoung
^

Hongjoong
He finally decided to alive himself again and he's finally speaking, at least it's words this time

Jongho
I agree

Seonghwa
Okay children, stop fighting
I finally got Yeosang to wake up after calling him six times.

Wooyoung
Yeosang!!

Yeosang
Shut up, I literally came here just for this?
Seonghwa said it was important

Yunho
I... I can't say anything to that

Jongho
You broke Yunho!

Hongjoong
Stop exaggerating, he's fine

Jongho
Fine, well I'm leaving so goodbye you dipshit, and goodbye to everyone else whom I don't know yet

Mingi
He really said-

Seonghwa
Why do you have to be so mean Joongie?

Hongjoong
...

Yunho
He can't say nothing to that can he

Mingi
I- 👀

Wooyoung
I guess Seonghwa broke Hongjoong, welp anyways I want to know who I'm talking to!

Seonghwa
One second Woo!
Jongho needs to come back, we all have to introduce ourselves
...
Hongjoong

Hongjoong
I-
I'll go get him

Seonghwa
Thank you!

Yunho
I can't even process what just happened

Wooyoung
What the actual hell

Mingi
What the fu*k

Yeosang
What a little b*tch

San
...
No need to get rude... 

Jongho
Why am I back here?

Seonghwa
He's back!
Now we can finally introduce ourselves
Thank you Joongie!

Hongjoong
❤️

Jongho
I think I just vomited in my mouth, I'm leaving again

Wooyoung
NOOO
Wait!
I want to know about everyone!

Yunho
Let's do that, but later

Mingi
Why later? Why not now?

Yunho
Because the readers need sleep

Yeosang
What?

San
What?

Wooyoung
^^?