The Church

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Me : Namjesu- I mean Namjoon oppa and Jin oppa were 2 well known priests.

Jin : *death glares*

Namjoon : oh wow, now she turned us into  priests.

Me : yahh, don't interrupt my story-

Jin : *raps* OH REALLY? NOW FROM BEING WWH I SUDDENLY TURNED INTO A PRIEST?

Hobi : calm down, calm down my daughter~

Me : Shh, oppas let me at least complete my story!

Jin : fine fine, you can't continue.

Me : okay, so as I was saying namjoon oppa and jin oppa were 2 well known priests, they had a very clumsy servant named jungkook.

Jungkook : *gasps* how could yo- *jins shushes him up*

Me : one day they both decided to remove Jungkook from the job. Jungkook was devastated and asked them for one last chance.

(In the story)

Jk :  Please, give me another chance father.

Jin : okay fine, we will give you another chance to prove yourself my child.

Jungkook : thank you so much father.

Namjoon: okay so for the upcoming  mass you have to light up the candles when we say " And the angels come down from heaven."

Jungkook : okay father.

On the day of the mass

Jin : and the angels come down from heaven~

Nothing happens

Namjoon : and the angels come down from heaven~

Again no response.

Jin : *louder*  And the angels come down from heaven~

Jungkook : And the dog pissed on the matches~~

Everyone gasps

Me : and that's how Jungkook Knows he messed everything up, the end.

Jin : hahaha *windshield wiper laugh* you joker girl~

Jungkook : yahh, how dare you!

Jimin : you're so lovely, I'm so lovely, we're so lovely lovely~

Suga : *Who just woke up from sleep* Shut up!

Taehyung : And bend over~~

And that's how another world War came to life.

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⏰ Last updated: Jul 08 ⏰

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