"She smelled like strawberries."
"what do I smell like then?"
"like shit."
➔ Where [Y/N] got added to a random group chat after getting a boy's number.
[Yoichi Isagi x fem reader]
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──★ ˙🍓 ̟ !!
THE MAN HOLE CRITTERS (plus rin)
pimpdaddy: GUYS WHERE R U ITS BEEN LIKE 72910 DAYS
golddigger: hi [y/n]
pimpdaddy: OMG NAGI HELLO?? HOW ARE U
golddigger: im good ive been farming navias artifact domain for the past 2 weeks but getting nothing good im not about to give up tho cuz I need a good set
pimpdaddy: omg you got navia thats so lucky im saving for yelan but I do want her....
golddigger: then get her shes rlly good
schizophrenicandwell: IM SWEATING MY BALLS OFF I THINK I SEE JESUS CHRIST EXTENDING HIS HAND TO ME
pimpdaddy: well hello to u too??
schizophrenicandwell: MOANS I MEANT GROANS [Y/N] ITS BEEN A BAJILLION YEARS!!!!
spiderlashes: it's been 2 months
schizophrenicandwell: wait rlly I BLAME EGO FOR TAKING OUR PHONES FOR SO LONG!!!!
golddigger: wait he took ur phoen I hid mine
schizophrenicandwell: WJAT HWOWKEIS
golddigger: had to farm... for navia..
schizophrenicandwell: YOU FUCKING GOONER!!! U AND UR STUPID ASS WAIFU WOMEN!!!
golddigger: ok first of all i am NAWT a gooner so dont compare me to shidou
jacksoffprobably: huh
golddigger: you jack off to sae itoshi rule 34 art on twitter in ur bookmarks
jacksoffprobably: hey that was supposed to be our secret....💔💔
spiderlashes: FUCKING KYS YOU FAGHOT
jacksoffprobably: woah woah.. you are not isagi 😹
golddigger: anyways... second of all navia is not some kind of "waifu," she already has a lovely wife and im not about to take her away from her
